A rugops stumbles upon a mother Deltadromeus [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHeavyClaw
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Samurai Deltadromeus by Natalie at Black Magic Tattoo in OKC
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A Rugops stumbles upon a mother Deltadromeus, at this moment, he knew, he fucked up. [OC]
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A rugops stumbles upon a mother Deltadromeus [OC]
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I thought I would share my dinosaur tattoos. Samurai Deltadromeus and a Astronaut Raptor. imgur.com/a/T69dIIY/
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Deltadromeus Pixelart (by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beefbread33
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I made a ring with raptor tooth (deltadromeus), opals and meteorite! A few months ago I was working at WalMart trying to convince people to wear masks, and now I'm running my own jewelry store. F*ck this pandemic, don't let it stop you! imgur.com/1MLFqjg
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JFD’s Deltadromeus Mod Showcase (PathofTitans) youtu.be/3UMFbDAFxv4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain_Brooks_YT
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Thoughs on this Deltadromeus claw? reddit.com/gallery/nie1y5
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A ring I made with raptor tooth (Deltadromeus), meteorite and opals inlaid into tungsten imgur.com/PfBME8F
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Carcharodontosaurus defending its meal form a deltadromeus
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Kem Kem Theropod indet. (Possible Deltadromeus morphology) tooth reddit.com/gallery/lre6da
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TFF_Praefectus
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Deltadromeus, the cheetah equivalent in the most terrifying land ecosystem in history (North African mid cretaceous ecosystem) !
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Carcharodontosaurus defends its kill from Deltadromeus
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Carcharodontosaurus defending its meal form a deltadromeus
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Laevisuchus Nothronychus Uteodon Ponerosteus Eotriceratops Lapampasaurus Huaxiagnathus Kukufeldia Lapparentosaurus Sphaerotholus Ichthyovenator Utahraptor Acrotholus Brachyrophus Deltadromeus Claosaurus Xuanhanosaurus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/howly_owl
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
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Naan-negotiable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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