Million Years Ago Puns

A list of puns related to "Million Years Ago"

What do you call a T Rex who farted millions of years ago?

Ex stinked

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👤︎ u/dq72
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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I'm getting so old. When I was a kid they said Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Now they say it's been 66 million years.

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👤︎ u/myquealer
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Who was the best hip hop artist 65 million years ago?

Velocirapper

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👤︎ u/DDuub
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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👤︎ u/Naj_md
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because bathrooms didn't exist a hundred million years ago

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👤︎ u/million_monkeys
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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