What did Della wear today ?

A new jersey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilackan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leehawkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killtrevor
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Me: β€œHey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”

Dad: β€œI don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA β€˜bout it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHolmie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyDogPants
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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What did Della wear to the ball game?

Her New Jersey!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What did Mississippi let Delaware?

I don’t know, but Alaska

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