Defacing currency should be a capital offense
I told my friend to give me a sharpie to write a joke on his face, I threw it away...
he asked why? I said "Your face is a joke"
I told my dad, “Did you know that 1 out of 5 kids today faces hunger?”
Dad: Someone should turn that 5th kid around.
If you look up “cool” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of me.
I’m well known for defacing dictionaries.
A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
While driving down the highway with my dad...
...we spotted an old restaurant that had "PATIO" written on the front. Someone had defaced it by stealing the first letter.
Me: Look, Dad, that restaurant has an 'atio!
Dad: Looks like someone really had to take a P.
