A list of puns related to "Defacing"
he asked why? I said "Your face is a joke"
Dad: Someone should turn that 5th kid around.
Iβm well known for defacing dictionaries.
I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"
She said "I fixed it!"
I replied "No, you defaced it!"
...we spotted an old restaurant that had "PATIO" written on the front. Someone had defaced it by stealing the first letter.
Me: Look, Dad, that restaurant has an 'atio!
Dad: Looks like someone really had to take a P.
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