Defacing currency should be a capital offense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Someone defaced this art
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πŸ‘€︎ u/trappedcouchfarts
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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I told my friend to give me a sharpie to write a joke on his face, I threw it away...

he asked why? I said "Your face is a joke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pacson_So_Funny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I told my dad, β€œDid you know that 1 out of 5 kids today faces hunger?”

Dad: Someone should turn that 5th kid around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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If you look up β€œcool” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of me.

I’m well known for defacing dictionaries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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A Cafe had the letters C A F E ad a display within reach.

I rearranged them so they said F A C E. My friend put them back in order, so I said "Hey that's vandalism!"

She said "I fixed it!"

I replied "No, you defaced it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De-Vox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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While driving down the highway with my dad...

...we spotted an old restaurant that had "PATIO" written on the front. Someone had defaced it by stealing the first letter.

Me: Look, Dad, that restaurant has an 'atio!

Dad: Looks like someone really had to take a P.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corkmaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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