At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...

It was a dawn ting task.

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📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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A Rabbi traveling in Africa came across a tribe living at the the base of a luscious mountain....

The Tribe are known as the Trids. On this mountain grows fruits of every kind. In discussing this mountain with the Trids, the Rabbi says, "Why don't you go up and collect some of the fruit." The Trid chief explains that there is a Troll on the mountain, and every time they try to go up the mountain, the Troll kicks them off.

The Rabbi being a man of God tells them, that at daybreak he will go up the mountain and collect some of the fruit.

At dawn the Rabbi goes up the mountain, and when he gets to some fruit, he picks it and starts to put it in a basket. Then the Troll appeared.

The Troll asks, "What are you doing on my mountain?"

The Rabbi replys, " I am here to collect some fruit"

The Troll says, " OK, help yourself"

The Rabbi says, "Aren't you going to kick me off the mountain?"

The Troll says, " Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids"

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