Sour Cream and Jive
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
>why
Except it tastes different everywhere I go.
He said: βSuuuuureee YOU can!β
You con-du-it
http://i.imgur.com/BxHEb3Z.png
A couple of hours later, I text my wife
"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"
edit: the original message
Saw this today as I was going through their guided communication. My name is Michael.
http://i.imgur.com/nDuGVN1.png
Me: "She won't Du et"
Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.
Ba dum tss
I bet the second one will be incredible too.
Du dun tss.
A Du-Rex!
You con-du-it!!!
So I work at a hardware store/fish & tackle shop on a fairly affluent barrier island in Florida...tons of rich old WASPs (we're talking DuPont heir money here).
Anyways, a regular comes up to the front register with a saw and some saw blades. I took note of his purchases and said to the guy "How do these work? Some sort of coping mechanism?"
He looked down for a second, began to explain (in a somewhat demeaning tone) how a coping saw works, looked up and saw my shit eating grin.
grooaaannnn "Oh you ass, that was witty. You got me though!"
I later learned that day that his wife had died three months earlier...whoops.
[Spoilers]
King Fergus (Merida's father) punches Mor'Du (a bear) in the face;
King Fergus: I'll fight you with my bare hands!
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1217209/quotes?qt=qt1754778
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
