Danny BanDito.
Short didn't work for Gamestop.
Ina Garten DeVito honey,
Don’t you know that I’m lovin you
Ina Garten DeVito baby,
Don’t you know that I’ll always be true
Turns out he's a short seller.
Do you think he is sandymental ?
Danny DeVi”toes”
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They didn't appreciate their fish coming with a side of an old, dirty bass turd.
Really large hands.
The Joy Division song was in turn named after a novel by J. G. Ballard. This makes 'The Atrocity Exhibition' the book the song the album is named after is named after.
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A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
A good flush will beat a full house every time.
but it was watermarked.
He just loves to score movies
"Where's your wife?" he asked.
I said, "Oh, she's gone out to build tennis equipment with Danny."
"Do you really believe that? Danny doesn't even play tennis," he replied.
"Well," I replied. "She said they were going to make a racket."
He teaches a class where students were doing book reports. One had done one on Stephen King's Doctor Sleep, the sequel to The Shining. The student mentioned that the main character, Danny Torrence is now an alcoholic, and from the back of the room husband goes, "Does he drink red rum?"
The scene in the beginning where they ask Danny how the action at the beach was. I said "I guess you can say it was pretty...Sandy."
Eyerolls and groans all around, and me feeling proud of myself.
