A list of puns related to "Dammit"
Don't ask meow.
Sorry, wrong stub.
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
Every time we drove past a cemetery.
"How many dead people do you think are in there?"
"All of them"
In a museum gift shop
Dad (picks up a small globe): "I had one of these when I was a kid, I loved it. It meant the world to me"
On bridges in Michigan, there are signs warning motorists of ice that forms over them during the winter months.
When I was a kid, I was riding in the car with my dad one hot summer day. my dad says, "boy is it hot..." as he pulls over on the bridge, unhooks his wristwatch and sticks it out the window. I ask, "what are you doing, dad?" And he says, "didn't you see the sign? 'Watch for ice on bridge'!"
He laughed for a good five minutes as he drove off.
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Me: Didn't you do jiu jitsu when you were younger?
Uncle Jerry: No, I did Judo.
Mom: What's Judo?
Uncle Rick: It's what bagels are made of.
Called the old man earlier today.
"Hey could you buy something for me today?"
"no"
"huh? why not?"
"I'm pretty sure something is sold out today" click
"Goddamit!"
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While my dad does not do this i have seen other dad's do it, leave it to beer to know what dad's say, lol.
(BTW this is a X:post from http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2z9xk6/dammit_dad/ someone directed me here ^^;)
A happy uncle.
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
A Doyouhaveasoreass
(Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.)"
God dammit, dad.
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
it opened up a whole new world for me.
all of them
You use the Italian combo.
But to me, the star is Patrick
The rest of the world: I broke my metre
Looking at the price, I said to her, "Damn, they're cherribly expensive!".
The doctors described his condition as stable.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
an oxymoron
Crossfit
Because it couldnβt vent itβs problems
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond; "Yes." "Oui." "SΓ." "Ja."
A left ear
A right ear
And a final front ear
An irrelephant.
It needs more Campbell!!
Lunch is on me
Because he did nazi it coming.
Dad: I just wanted to.... make my presents felt.
One goes whack...dammit! The other goes dammit...whack!
Itβs thinly sliced cabbage.
from
Surreal.
Apparently thatβs not how you grade exams.
adv.
It kept ringing
but I partied like it's $19.99.
European
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