The 14th Dali Lama walks into a pizza shop and says...
"Make me one with everything."
edit: cant edit title for grammar :(
If Salvador Dali had been knighted and into fishing he would be...
Sir Reel
What was Salvador Dali’s favorite breakfast?
Surreal.
What is Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast food?
Surreal.
EDIT: My coworker demands that I give her credit for this. And she's right
Why was Salvador Dali shaking on the ground?
He was having a brush stroke
The dog's name is Dali. It was between painting him as Muhammad Dali or the Dali Lama. The latter one won (2018 - 2.8m x 3m)
How did Salvador Dali start his mornings? ...
With a bowl of surreal..
What did Salvidor Dali have for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal
Salvidor Dali...
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
British pun (you may have to google a couple of names).
If you invited Tess Daly, Sebastian Coe, Val Kilmer and Hugh Grant to dinner, and mad them cook, would you have a Tess Coe Val Hugh meal?
What do you call a Llama with a bag of lentils on its back...?
A dali Llama
I just finished reading 'What The Sun Did On My Holiday'...
...by Shaun Daly.
Sporty dad joke
Heard on the train:
What would you call a great boxer if he switched to art?
Muhammad Dali.
Talking to my dad about a til post
I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"
How does the Dali Lama order pizza?
One with everything.
How did Salvatore Dali start his mornings?
With a bowl of surreal.
