Dallas (name) Puns

A list of puns related to "Dallas (name)"

I was devastated when my mom asked me to be a pallbearer at my grandpa's funeral

This whole time, I thought his name was Dallas.

Side note, I told this to my parents at the visitation. They got a pretty good laugh

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👤︎ u/therealtechnird
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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"You wanna know why he was holding?"

So the Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys game was on, and a player got called for holding. When they zoomed in on the guy, his name was Clutts.

So my dad just yells "You wanna know why he was holding?"

"Its because he was a clutz!"

I walked out of my house after that.

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👤︎ u/JrM_306
📅︎ Aug 30 2013
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