Since it’s the Fourth of July, I just told my daughters they were named after George Washington.

About 280 years after to be precise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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What do you call a cat that owns a house?

A hoMEOWner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerrick12345
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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I’ve started using a calendar recently…

I used to use a colander but my plans kept falling through

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WittyMan92
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2022
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I don’t understand all the hate with last night’s episode of She-Hulk.

Marvel’s after credits scenes have always been a little cheeky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/echosolstice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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I'm making Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner.

I found him a layin on the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_woz1978
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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The funeral home in town closed

Apparently business was dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoades747
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2022
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what is the biggest night for most people?

The winter solstice!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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There were two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "How do you drive this thing?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_Enabler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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No matter how hard I try, I just don't understand tennis

It's racquet science.

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