21 Hilarious Cycloped Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Cyclops puns? Sorry, Eye only know One!!! i.reddituploads.com/e8fcd…

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👤︎ u/TheZohan26

📅︎ May 13 2016

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What way does a cyclops wing its eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody will criticize them

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👤︎ u/Orion_Levy2

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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You need two i's

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112

📅︎ Dec 02 2020

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Have you heard about the blind cyclops brothers?

Neither have eye

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👤︎ u/haymalb

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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I looked up from my computer and asked my son, "Have you heard of the blind cyclops brothers?" Puzzled, he replied, "Uh, no." I responded...

"Neither have eye."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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How many eyes does a cyclops have?

None if you're spelling it correctly.

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👤︎ u/myboardfastanddanger

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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Bed time imgur.com/3LKFi9V

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👤︎ u/Whitlow14

📅︎ Jan 17 2020

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Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?

Because Prof. X made him a supervisor.

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👤︎ u/iZacAsimov

📅︎ Jul 07 2017

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If you want to dress as a Cyclops for Halloween, start keeping an eye out for an authentic costume design.

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👤︎ u/NeverBob

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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Where does a Cyclops party?

Eyebiza.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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Do you know why Cyclops is such a great X-Man?

He has supervision.

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👤︎ u/J0k350nm3

📅︎ Sep 13 2018

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The word "cyclops" should be spelt "ciclops"

Just so that it has one "I".

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jun 24 2018

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Nobody is perfect.

But my crush is perfect. So my crush is Nobody. Nobody loves me. My crush loves me!

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👤︎ u/tonheatz

📅︎ Jul 25 2020

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Why did the cyclops get booed off stage?

She used bad one-eye liners.

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👤︎ u/celeriss

📅︎ Jun 05 2016

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Why can't a cyclops have multiple personality disorder?

Because it has only one I.

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👤︎ u/TimeTraveller4Ever

📅︎ Jun 19 2017

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If Cyclops is the team leader, does that make him the supervisor?

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👤︎ u/Duthos

📅︎ Nov 10 2014

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Why do some people misspell cyclops as "ciclops"?

Because it only has one i.

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👤︎ u/kaltivel

📅︎ Aug 25 2015

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The Odyssey Pun

My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus meets the Cyclops. It is by far the most eyeconic.

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👤︎ u/Potassium_acetate

📅︎ Jul 28 2016

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Chemistry dad joke

So, you take a beaker and fill it with 1000 ml of water. You then stuff purple Easter marshmallow treats into the beaker until it is completely full of peeps. What do you have?

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A purple peep liter!

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👤︎ u/Edgefactor

📅︎ Mar 22 2014

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Have you heard about the blind Cyclops brothers?

Neither have eye.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 12 2019

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