...but only in small dosas.
He was put in an induced korma.
Mega-sore-ass
The heat is intense
Nun bread
Spent all night vindaloo.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
The chef said it’s Korma.
A Blunt Force Korma
A Vindaloop
(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)
It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.
Madrasic Park
He was never even a good cat
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
She loved that cat
A Verysaurus.
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
Judge: yes it’s assault
Me: I know it’s a salt but is it a crime though?
Originally posted by u/CurryMuncher13 on r/Jokes
She said, “Sorry, but not Sari.”
She’s very curry-ageous.
Stephen Curry
Freddie Makecurry
I thought to myself that's just korma.
Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?
Melon curry.
My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.
But it's ok.
He ended up next to my naan.
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
he slipped into a korma.
But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.
It was second to naan.
My friends all say it's naan-sense.
He asked me where I got my scratch from.
... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.
I love y’all but I jut don’t have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me
An antikka masala
I went with my girlfriend to get Curry last night. We had been there before and last time I got the red curry - this time I got the green curry.
She asked me which one I thought I was better, I told her it was a thai.
Curry on my Wayward Naan.
That's me in the korma
I guess it's just her way to curry favor.
Bar naan!
Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks
Delivery: 2 bucks
Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!
That's naan ya business.
it was at a festival.
Me: Are you going to try the curry?
Friend: Not sure.
Me: Ah, go on [goan].
Then later, we were talking abotuthe curries again at the end of the day.
Friend: What's this about the curry people?
Friend: Are they goan?
Me: No, I think they're here for the duration.
It’s a naan issue.
I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:
- Black Pepper
- Cinnamon
- Garlic Powder
- Paprika
- Nutmeg
- Chili Powder
- Basil
- Tumeric
- Onion Powder
- Curry Powder
Any ideas are appreciated!
To curry favor
I complimented her by saying it was the Dahl-i-Lamb-er of curries.
He wanted to curry favor with the guards.
You could be accused of currying favour.
Before they'd tell me their secret recipes, I had to sign a Naan-Disclosure Agreement
It's a naan-profit.
he asked for some curry
Me: I wonder if they would tell us how to make this bread.
Girlfriend: Actually I'm sure it's pretty easy!
Me: I don't know, we may have to sign a Naan Disclosure Agreement.
An actual dad joke from about an hour ago. He delivered it flawlessly.
My dad holds up the empty bread basket to the waiter and, with a serious face, says "this bread, we have naan."
It was a real naan sequitur.
A curry-er
He said, "I want coriander soup."
I said, "You greedy guy. Either have the curry or the soup, not both."
Convo with my roommate a few minutes ago...
Me: Hey, want to get Curry n Kebab for lunch tomorrow?
RM: E's picking me up for Telluride at one tomorrow so I probably won't have time.
Me: Well you better Telluride that they gonn' have to wait for you to eat ya curry!
A waiter came up to me and said “Karaoke?” I replied saying “No no, I’ll need a few more drinks before I start singing” the waiter replied “No is your curry ok?”
This is naansense
Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.
It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.
The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's guild put their answer in a sealed envelope and they were stored for the next days big reveal.
On the next morning the officials went to retrieve the envelopes and they found a horrific sight, a dead spy from Pasta City and in his hand an opened envelope with a paper inside that read "Curry City Guild: The Cat".
I told him it was obvious he was only trying to curry favor with me. His efforts were a naan-starter. He may as well turn around and walk out that tandoori came in from.
Especially curry.
Dad: did you also have the curry tonight? Me: yeah it was great wasn't it? Dad: yes it was very good Sister: have you eaten mum? Dad: no I haven't eaten mum I ate curry
He wanted to curry favor.
My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.
Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."
Me: "you're the tie-breaker."
Brother: I wonder if it was an Indian burial ground.
Me: That would explain why I keep waking up to the smell of curry!
We were talking about a particular Indian restaurant, and she asked, "Is it dine-in or do they only do curry-out?"
This just happened. We have a daily meeting in the morning where we discuss what we did the day before, what we're doing today and if we're having any issues. When the meeting was wrapping up, we started talking about what we're doing for team lunch this afternoon. We started talking about Indian food and how there is one over by a deli. So I ask "Is it a New Delhi?"
I was walking with my girlfriend, scanning the aisles and she commented on how there was so much curry in one area. Seizing an opportunity, I promptly told her that somebody got curried away.
She loved the cat.
It nearly put me in a korma.
I guess it didn't curry her favor
