Cry! Cry! Cry! Puns

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What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?

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👤︎ u/1963Jan
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is a child most likely going to cry?

Whine o' clock

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👤︎ u/VoidyPants
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry

So I threw a pumpkin at her

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👤︎ u/mrjaxson1111
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why does a bride always cry at her wedding?

Cus she never marries the best man

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👤︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...

He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:

-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!

Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.

-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...

-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.

After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.

-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?

-Charles Fart.

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👤︎ u/gone11gone11
📅︎ May 06 2020
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I once sat next to a baby on a 10 hour flight. I had no idea that it was possible for someone to cry for 10 hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why did the pencil cry?

Because it wasn't #1

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why do I always cry when I wake up?

It’s too early in the mourning!

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👤︎ u/papserk
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Grapes don't cry when they're crushed

But they do wine

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👤︎ u/prowlerunderrated
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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*Cries in valentine's day*
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👤︎ u/satire_scull
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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cries in thirsty
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👤︎ u/Alaskan_Lost
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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My brother thinks he's the smartest person alive. He thinks onions are the only foods that can make you cry.

So I threw a coconut at him.

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👤︎ u/KissMyHindquarters
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?

Yell "ow"

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ May 23 2020
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The beginning of the book is so sad that I've just been able to cry for years...

But I think it's time to turn the page.

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👤︎ u/EspectadorExpectante
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?"

I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because his mom had been a wafer so long.

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👤︎ u/MagicGuy66
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What do you call it when an eskimo cries himself to sleep?

Cryosleep

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👤︎ u/WhiteDeath1404
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Those who cry professionally,

Give a whole new meaning to good mourning.

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👤︎ u/Dr-fuhrer
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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What candy made the astronaut cry?

Starburst...

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👤︎ u/PeanutButterWithFish
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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How do whales cry?

Blubber blubber blubber

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👤︎ u/lancelotlink007
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?

oh the Ag ony!!

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👤︎ u/thattiredbisexual
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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My little brother fell off of a toy ambulance and started to cry then someone makes a pun
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👤︎ u/JoshTheTeddy
📅︎ May 30 2019
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If a grape is crushed and nobody is around, does it cry?

No it wines

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👤︎ u/BcbornLeo
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

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👤︎ u/Leeuwe
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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I just dad joked my accounting professor and made her cry from laughing.

Someone asked about extra credit.

Professor: "I'm sorry I don't give extra credit in this class"

Me: "yeah but do you give extra debit?"

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👤︎ u/TheAugustusCaesar
📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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My 2 year old daughter was having a tantrum. I yelled "I'll give you something to cry about!". She wailed louder.

So I handed her a knife and an onion.

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👤︎ u/JackFunk
📅︎ Nov 19 2019
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I need a shoulder to cry on
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👤︎ u/bbbbra
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Every October 31st, my dog begins baying loudly a loud, prolonged, mournful cry...

I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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what do you call a man who cries when he masturbates?

a Tearjerker

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👤︎ u/johnwaynedahmer
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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A lot of people cry when they cut onions

The trick is not to form an emotional bond!

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👤︎ u/CarpalTunnelVision
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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We attended my sister's boyfriend's funeral at 9 A.M. yesterday, but she didn't seem very upset and didn't cry at all. I asked her why and she said,

She's not really a mourning person.

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👤︎ u/LadySparta729
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face.

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👤︎ u/emmyface23
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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What starts with “o” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?

opinions

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👤︎ u/leolannister
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Why do brides cry at the wedding ?

Because they never marry the best man !

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👤︎ u/The_lord_of_the_nuts
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I just sat next to a baby on a 12 hour flight. I had no idea that someone could cry for 12 hours straight.

Even the baby seemed impressed.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!"

I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Sep 29 2019
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