Joaquin Phoenix Puns

A list of puns related to "Joaquin Phoenix"

Dustin Hoffman gets chosen for a role of playing an much older Joaquin Phoenix.

In one particular scene he’s strolling down a busy street in NYC and a taxi almost hits him. He slams the hood of the taxi and yells

Hey I’m Joaquin here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I don’t understand Joaquin Phoenix

If Phoenixes can fly why is he Joaquin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorPoopTrain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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The new Joker movie missed a big opportunity

Instead of being called the Joker, it could have been Joaquin Phoenix as the Joaqer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigGinge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a phoenix that has no wings?

Joaquin Phoenix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jatisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a bird which rises from the ashes but is unable to fly?

Joaquin Phoenix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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