And superman dat hoe.
For one to understand the lyric, "crank that Soulja Boy," one must venture into the intellectual capabilities of of Mr. DeAndre Cortez Way, known for his debut single "Crank That" which peaked at number 1 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100.
Way is a convicted felon, who was arrested in Atlanta, Georgia on one count of obstruction for running from police when he'd been ordered to stop filming a video in an abandoned house. In another incident, Way was found to have approximately five ounces (140 g) of marijuana in his car. With such a criminal record, "crank that Soulja Boy" can mean anything from committing a highly illegal crime in the state of Georgia to engaging in sexual relations with female colleagues, often referred to by Way as his "bitches."
While it is known that βCrank Thatβ features dancing movements that are associated with the French new wave of cinema that came along in the late 1950βs and early 1960βs, one may find it surprising to learn that a deeper dive into the century heavily shaped the song, revealing years of oppression of the indigenous population of Native America.
While the song itself presents a clear presentation of the sexual frustration shared mutually with both parties, itβs hard to understand why they feel the urgent need to βcrank that Soulja Boy." An experienced enjoyer of the arts easily recognizes this as a connection to βThe Divine Comedy," despite the lack of explicit clarification. At this point, itβs quite easy to draw lines from the dance moves that the listener is asked to partake in to Danteβs Inferno, and the seven layers of hell.
In the song, Soulja Boy unmistakably partakes in sloth. In Purgatory, to correct themselves of this fault, the slothful now show great vigor in running around the terrace, shouting famous examples of slothful behavior and its contrary virtue (decisive zeal) as they go along.
Therefore, there is clear evidence to support that Soulja Boy is the Devil (or at-least the almighty controller of the seven circles of hell). The recipients of the song are subjected to acts that may make them envious. Are you curious as to why Soulja Boy repeats βand super soak that hoe!β multiple times throughout the song? The answer is simple; the punishment of envy is to be placed in freezing water.
Furthermore, the lyric can be drawn to several conclusions; some perhaps frightening. The evidence suggests that -- on numerous occasions -- Way conspired with Lucifer to establish their own kingdom and becom
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The guy had glasses, too, and was probably South Asian. The captions were like "when the CDC says you don't have to wear a mask" (takes mask off)
"But then you look like an antimasker" (puts mask on)
"But you're vaccinated" (takes mask off)
"But you didn't post selfie with vaccine card on Instagram" (puts mask on)
The intro to Crank That by Soulja Boy plays but gets kind of distorted so I think it's a special sample.
I saw it today and wanted to share it but then accidentally refreshed my feed.
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