Cracked Rear View Puns

Start cracking open some cold Budweisers. 4-5 beers deep, they see reds and blues in the rear view. The passenger says “shit, what do we do?” The driver says peel the label off your bottle and stick it to your forehead. They both peel labels, stick to foreheads, toss bottles under seat and pull over.

Office walks up and immediately asks “have you been drinking? “ the men reply; “no officer, we’re on the patch”.