A list of puns related to "Cookie butter"
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I donât think theyâll fit me.
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but donât turn it on.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itâs a little fishy.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
âEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, âThe good news is..itâll feel better when it quits hurting.'â
Whatâs brown and sticky? A stick.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itâs tearable.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
âIâll call you later!â- âPlease donât do that. Iâve always asked you to call me Dad!â
Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
âMy dad literally told me this one last week: âDid you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.ââ
âWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, âNo, just leave it in the carton!ââ
I got so angry the other day when I couldnât find my stress ball.
If I had a dime for every book Iâve ever read, Iâd say: âWow, thatâs coincidental.â
Iâm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
How does a penguin build itâs house? Igloos it together.
âMe: âDad, make me a sandwich!â Dad: âPoof, Youâre a sandwich!ââ
âI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
âHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? Theyâre all girls, otherwise theyâd be uncles.â
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth â its pasteurized before you even see it
âWhatâs Forrest Gumpâs password? 1forrest1â
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: âDonât worry; this is a piece of cake.â I said: âNo, itâs a math problem.â
I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
I donât play soccer because I enjoy the sport. Iâm just doing it for kicks.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
... keep reading on reddit âĄWhy didnât the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
Whats green and smells like bacon? Â Kermit the Frogâs finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Â Kevin Bacon
If you canât get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? A1: Frankenswine A2: Hamlet Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
How do they get up there? In pigup trucks. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, youâre bacon my heart melt.
What are they warned to watch out for? Pigpockets.
First Carter Page and now Betsy DeVos. Trumpâs cabinet is like a game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon except with Russia.
Everything must be wrapped in bacon, including bacon.
If Kevin Bacon doesnât whisper âHere comes the Baconatorâ before he has sex all my faith in humanity is lost
Iâll acknowledge Canada Day when they finally acknowledge thatâs not bacon
If Donald Trump really KNOWS the average WORKER then where are the pics of Trump hungover in 7-Eleven buying bacon in sweat pants?
This guy ordered a vegetarian sandwich and then added bacon. It was like watching someone have a mid-life crisis and then find a cool hobby.
If we donât build a wall on our northern border, theyâll soon be maple syrup & Canadian bacon trucks on every corner.
I signed an Executive Order to make Saturday morning bacon and eggs and pancakes with triple butter and syrup non-fattening.
My bedroom smells like maple, bacon and beaverâŚbecause Iâm Canadian.
When the waitress calls you Babycakes you know youâre getting extr
... keep reading on reddit âĄDad grabbed some Nutter Butters and put them in his back pocket, then said, "I put the butt in Nutter Butter!" ...still not eating the cookie, dad
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