My 11 year old told me this last night. “Hey did I tell you my construction joke??!?”
My construction worker friend thinks artsy people like me are so dumb.
He asked me, "What's a 2x4?" So I said, "To play the low parts."
I tried to think of a construction joke..
But I just couldn't nail down a punchline.
What nuts are good for construction?
My friend told me he'd got fired from his construction job for being too weak.
So I asked him if he put his too weak notice in.
How did Luke Skywalker get past road construction?
Wife mad. Construction of new house has stalled - builder has just walked off the job. Early on, we had a series of increasingly heated discussions about costs, but I thought we'd settled the money question. But now it seems the final straw is a disagreement we have over the price of the chimney...
I am insisting that the chimney has to be on the house... but that builder, what he wants is just through the roof!
Why didn’t the guy from Lord of the Rings have any small toy construction blocks?
Did you ever see Mount Rushmore before construction?
It’s beauty was unpresidented
Do you want to hear a construction joke? ...No? ...
...That's okay, I'm still working on it.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.
For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting
What kind of drug do construction people hate?
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
What is a construction workers favorite dance?
Are construction jokes............
My moms boyfriend constructs stairways for a living
Did you hear about the dog that was a construction worker?
His speciality was roofing.
I went to college to learn how to construct parking complexes.
I learned lots while I was there.
I was trying to make a construction joke
I just couldn’t build up to it
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
A beach uncluttered by man-made constructions is truly without pier.
I would like to say a joke on construction
You should check out the new musical about construction workers
I saw a construction cone doing weird dances in the street and wearing a clown hat. I asked the construction crew that that cone is made from.
They replied, "sili-cone"
What did the construction worker say to the other construction worker after he sealed a doorframe?
How can you tell when road construction is done?
Which female country western singer has roots in working with concrete and construction?
Construction workers don't have side chicks
REQUEST : Need help with a punny (sorry) construction site related safety slogan
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
A guy started a company that honors construction workers.
After years of research he started selling bouquets of laminate, hardwood and tile. He became the first floorist.
Hey, you wanna hear a construction joke?
Not now, I’m still working on it
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. Drilling a large hole is boring, but joining two pieces of metal together is riveting
Want to hear a construction joke?
Not all construction work is the same.
Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable
Drilling a hole bigger is boring meanwhile fastening metal together is riveting
I'd tell you a construction joke..
But I'm still working on it.
Wanna hear a joke about construction?
... im still working on it
Want to hear a joke about construction?
I wanted to tell you a construction joke
But I’m still working on it
I have a hilarious construction joke.
but I’m still working on it.
Stop screwing around.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, making a hole in rock is boring, but fastening metal together is riveting.
I was going to tell a construction joke
But I’m still working on it
Wanna hear a construction joke?
I’m still working on it...
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