When I asked them why, they said that my jokes weren't remotely funny.
"I don’t even know where that is!"
Roaming charges.
A chew chew train
They really clicked.
Now I have stable wifi.
Now all I’m China do is to survive
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
My daughter was having some trouble eating pasta with her fork tonight, so I said to her that it was okay to eat with her fingers. "No," she said with a cheeky grin. "Eat with mouth."
Was getting coffee from the coffee machine when the machine said: "Fill Beans"
So I turned to my coworker and said: "Who is this Fill Beans?"
To which he responded: "I think he's from the Philippines"
They've got some serious jetlag.
An alliteration, a pun, and a play on words walk into a bar.
*hear
Now I have stable wifi.
