[Help] β€œSatan was the good guy in the story of Adam and Eve”

β€œWhen I read the book of Genesis, especially about Adam and Eve and the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, partaking in knowledge and living a life you want to live is what I think about when I read that. Imagining God telling me to not eat from that specific Tree, because He says so, without true justification. Its against any natural will they had at the time, which was given by God. Satan wanted to make me knowledgable, while God wanted to keep me ignorant. Which is why I side with Satan in the story of Genesis.”

I would like to know how you guys would answer to this claim made by a person I know.

For further clarification/context: In the past, I asked this specific person if Christianity was absolutely true, would he become a Christian. He then replied saying, β€œNo, because I find the God of the Bible to be immoral.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javierctm
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If speaking the cold hard truth gets you excommunicated from Elohim's one and only sanctioned church, I wonder the real reason why Satan got thrown out of heaven. After all, Elohim was PISSED OFF when he found out that Satan convinced Eve and Adam to eat fruit from the tree of KNOWLEDGE.

What's the real reason why Satan got tossed out of heaven?

Was Satan speaking the truth about Elohim's plural marriages?

Did Satan expose Elohim's propensity for having sex with his own teenage daughters?

Did Satan teach that the universe is older than 6,000 years?

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Satan tempts Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden (3981 BC)
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I was taught that the Adam and Eve stuff in the temple really happened. God gave commandments. Adam made covenants. Eve made covenants. Satan showed up. By constantly changing the script the Church shows that they know it’s all Bullshit.
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Couldn't satan just have tricked adam and eve and then immediately killed them - god would be like oh crap - steve and marge, you're up!
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If Adam and Eve were the only people of the first generation, then their kids reproduced with each other
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Men knew they had to get out ahead of the very noticeable difference in biological responsibilities between men and women so they came up with Adam and Eve. β€œToday we are going to learn about the first woman... she didn’t listen.”
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Why does every image of Adam and Eve, show them with belly buttons? Wouldn't that mean they were in the womb?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RavenMacLean
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Adam and Eve must’ve set a shit ton of world records.
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My weird dream. I was playing tennis against Satan with danny devito and Adam Sandler on my team and the match was for my life the weird thing was I hate tennis anyways Satan won I died I got gutted and he wore my large intestine as a necklace

Sorry it's more convieant for me to make it a title

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TIL about the "Bloodbath of B-R5BR", a war from EVE Online MMORPG videogame that lasted about more than 20 hours in real life, and reached $330,000 in costs due in-game currency to supply, reinforce and strategic purpouses by both sides at conflict. polygon.com/2014/1/30/536…
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TBMs vs Exmormons - Jesus and Satan and the necessity of conflict in our mythology.

I think I've found a really interesting parallel between Jesus and Satan, and TBMs and Exmormons.

I've started to think about Joseph Smith's teachings as mythology instead of scripture recently and what potential value they hold and what lessons exist within the mythology that is meaningful, outside of their ability to correspond to reality in a literal way. I think as soon as you try and describe religions in the realm of a correspondence theory of truth where the story has to be True in order to be useful makes the whole system fall apart.

The Text

So I'd like to lay out an idea that is present in Abraham Chapter 3 that is particularly interesting and I think insightful:

>16 If two things exist, and there be one above the other, there shall be greater things above them; therefore Kolob is the greatest of all the Kokaubeam that thou hast seen, because it is nearest unto me.
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>17 Now, if there be two things, one above the other, and the moon be above the earth, then it may be that a planet or a star may exist above it; and there is nothing that the Lord thy God shall take in his heart to do but what he will do it.
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>18 Howbeit that he made the greater star; as, also, if there be two spirits, and one shall be more intelligent than the other, yet these two spirits, notwithstanding one is more intelligent than the other, have no beginning; they existed before, they shall have no end, they shall exist after, for they are gnolaum, or eternal.
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>19 And the Lord said unto me: These two facts do exist, that there are two spirits, one being more intelligent than the other; there shall be another more intelligent than they; I am the Lord thy God, I am more intelligent than they all.
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>22 Now the Lord had shown unto me, Abraham, the intelligences that were organized before the world was; and among all these there were many of the noble and great ones;
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>23 And God saw these souls that they were good, and he stood in the midst of them, and he said: These I will make my rulers; for he stood among those that were spirits, and he saw that they were good; and he said unto me: Abraham, thou art one of them; thou wast chosen before thou wast born.
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>24 And there stood one among them that was like unto God, and he said unto those who were with him: We will go down, for there is space there, and we will take of these materials, and we will make an ea

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why does every painting of Adam and Eve with the snake show the snake without limbs even if god took them away after Eve ate the apple?
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Thoughts on Tree of Adam, Eve, and Knowledge . PLEASE discuss with me

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Treasure_Tree_Adam

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Sunlight_Tree_Eve

http://onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Tree_of_Knowledge

I'm actually flipping out right now. No way this is a coincidence and someone may have caught this before.

Adam and Eve is from the first bible story basically, and they ate from the tree of knowledge and the world went to shit from there. If the Oharan secrets from the tree of knowledge were released to the world like Adam and Eve did in the bible, the world would go to shit, or in the OP universe, maybe the WG would lose control or something?

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Top minds of Islam agree with evolution except for the part about humans - Allah inserted adam and eve into the evolution chain.

> TL;DW = we can accept evolution, but we reject the idea that Adam alayhissalam has a father.

> Microevolution Islam has no problem with, nor with dinosaurs nor with the age of the earth nor with humanoids living before humans nor with humans existing ~40000 years ago, etc. Evolution does make a lot of sense from any scientific point of view, but as Muslims we believe in Adam as and that Allah swt created man and created the universe and everything in it

> I think, there were already the Apes, and Allah SWT out Adam 'alayhi salam in the "process ". I read that science states that apes and humans have different lineages, despite being similar. So the ape lineage could be their own, while Adam 'alayhi salam was the beginning of his lineage.

More comedy - https://np.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/8x0tc2/what_is_the_islamic_view_on_evolution/

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If Eve was created as an afterthought, then why was Adam created with a penis and testicles?

Isn’t god all knowing?

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Every picture you see of Adam and Eve always shows they have a belly button, which refutes the entire story of their origin as they would only have a belly button if they were born naturally. /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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"the earth split, and i gazed downward into the chasm. there, surrounded by bursts of flame and the stench of burning flesh, satan spread his asschecks, and through plumes of sulfur I could see directly into his demonic anus, and behold.. the miami international airport" (Hangman Adam Page Twitter) twitter.com/theAdamPage/s…
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Spent ages talking with a Muslim who believes Adam & Eve literally existed and that all the evolutionary evidence I presented that disproves humans descended from a progenitor couple is false. Including: fossils you can literally hold in your hand. FML.

I guess I'm posting this for a kind of catharsis, because I'm feeling kind of bummed out. I definitely see how this kind of stuff breeds extremism. There's no amount of evidence or sense you can present to sway some people.

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Bringing sin, pain and suffering upon all of humanity because of Adam and Eve is immoral and unjust

According to Christian Theology after the fall of Adam and Eve, the rest of humanity was condemned by default to be born into sin and a world of pain and suffering. Would a more just design present every human with the choice that was presented to Adam and Eve?

The idea of ancestral sin is really like condemning someone to prison and hard labour for a crime committed by a great grand parent for example.

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Adam and Eve couldn't have sinned if they had no knowledge of Good and Evil.

We are told in Genesis that the tree they eat from is the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and once Adam and Eve eat the fruit they have knowledge of good and evil. So how can eating the fruit be a sin if they had no knowledge that it was evil? You may say that God directly told them not to eat from the tree and by definition sin is rebelling against God but the Bible also tells us that we are judged on what we know and Adam and Eve had no knowledge that God was good or the serpent was evil?

If God truly judges us by what we know as stated in Romans 2:12 how could God judge Adam and Eve as sinful considering they had no knowledge of good and evil. All they knew was that they had been told if they ate the fruit they would die and told by another the fruit would give them wisdom.

Is there something I'm missing from the story or do I just not understand? I'd love to hear from both sides.

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My church’s preschool hallway painting of Adam and Eve
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Is it possible that the apple in the story of Adam and Eve of the Bible is referencing psychedelics?

I am not religious nor a biblical scholar but have thought of this as a strange connection for a while. The apple is supposedly β€œthe fruit of the knowledge of good and evil”, which was forbidden by God. The serpent convinced Adam and Eve to consume the apple, saying that β€œtheir eyes shall be opened”. Psychedelics certainly can inspire personal/worldly revelations, with many claiming a sort of β€œawakening”. It seems like the effects of psychedelics could be strongly contrary to religious beliefs in that people begin questioning reality and social/cultural constructs.

Does anyone have any thoughts or resources to share on this idea?

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If the story of Adam and Eve is true, God is either a really sh*tty deity or simply moronic .

Growing up in catholic school I was always taught the reason we have an innate sense of knowing "right from wrong" is because of Adam and Eve's orginal sin. How do Christians make sense of this? If God created 2 humans in his image why would he give them free will , prone to human error. And then punish them for his failure of a creation ? Sounds like one narcisstic God.

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Was 2B in the space ship with Adam and Eve?
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Christians of Reddit, do you think Adam and Eve are still naked in Heaven, if so why?
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Hey harp enthusiasts! Just started spitting out some of my original content and thought y'all would like it. I'm heavily inspired by Bob Dylan and Satan and Adam :) youtu.be/MHsjbrwrZD0
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I just so happen to be gay and closeted with a homophobic dad. He keeps lecturing me about how it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Today we were eating dinner and went off on a tangent about how my uncle(who is gay) is never invited to any of our family gatherings. My sister asked, "What would you do if one of us turned out to be gay?" And my dad replied, "I'd throw them the f*** out of my house." I just sank in my chair. What should I do?

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve

The Englishman admires it and says "Look at them, calm, reserved, and proper, they were surely English."

The Frenchmen laughs and replies "They are naked and beautiful, there is no doubt they would be French."

The Russian slowly shakes his head "No clothes, no house, no possessions, they have only an apple to eat, and they are told this is paradise. My friends, they are definitely Russian."

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With Adam and Eve biting the apple, an apple falling on Issac Newton’s head, Apple being the biggest tech company, etc., the apple is probably the most historically significant fruit ever.
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Is The Story of Adam and Eve the first example of mansplaining?
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[WP] Humanity was once the most feared race throughout the universe. Eventually the other galactic races banded together to defeat us. Adam and Eve were the ships used by the survivors to flee and rebuild. You, a nobody explorer, just discovered these ancient vessels of incredible technology.
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TJ Tracy Adams - Downers With SatanΒ¬DarkMix [HorrorCoreInstrumental] I make a lot of my music pretty dark or sad especially lately. Even the EDM stuff. If this is not aloud sorry. Just thought people might like this. open.spotify.com/track/5B…
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If Adam and Eve were the very first humans created, Why are they always depicted with belly buttons?
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And Adam called his wife’s name Eve, because she was the mother of all living.
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How does the bible explain people of color? since all people originated from Adam and Eve, who are normally depicted to be white, where do different skin colors come from?

I've never practiced religion and I've always wondered how christianity explains this topic

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Hey Rusty, so is Mormon ok to say or not? Because you flashed Mormon.org on your Times Square ad on New Year’s Eve. What are you trying to accomplish with your Victory for Satan?

Inspired by this post https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/eiwwcc/i_wonder_what_they_paid_to_do_this_in_times/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf where you can zoom into the upper right corner of the picture to see they blatantly chose to use their old website. Those motherfuckers.

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I've never been a Muslim, but I just spent ages talking with someone who is and believes Adam & Eve literally existed and that all the evolutionary evidence I presented that disproves humans descended from a progenitor couple is false. Including: fossils you can literally hold in your hand. FML.

I guess I'm posting this for a kind of catharsis (here and on r/atheism), because I'm feeling kind of bummed out.

Any thoughts?

Were any of you in this position (believing Adam and Eve, etc.) once upon a time?

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Who did Adam and Eve's kids have kids with?
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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve The Englishman admires it and says, "Look at them, calm, reserved and proper, they were surely English."

The Frenchmen laughs and replies "They are naked and beautiful, there is no doubt they would be French."

The Russian slowly shakes his head, "My friends, they are definitely Russian. No clothes, no house, no possessions, they have only an apple to eat and they are told this is paradise."

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