If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ioannis_03
šŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.

So far, Iā€™m not a big fan of solitairy confinement

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/daddyflextape
šŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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If you think being in quarantine is like being in jail

Consider it as being in Sanitary Confinement.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/markydsade
šŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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New TV Show Puns

I put up Punderdome cards on my door every day. Today's cards were too much fun not to share. What else can you come up with?

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Project Run-a-way

America's Next Top Money Launderer

Keeping Up with the Car-Jackings

Naked & Public Exposure

My Solitary Confinement Life

The Real House-arrest Wives

The Great British Breaking & Entering

So You Think You Can Drink & Drive?

America's Got Theft

Pawn(ing Stolen Goods) Stars

Jersey Shore You Should Steal That Car

Who Wants to be an Arrested Felon?

Say Yes to the Drugs

Arson Daily

What else do can you think of?!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Leash15
šŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dadjoked my wife at lunch yesterday

Last week my wife fractured her tibia while we were on vacation. She is now in a boot up to her knee and confined to a wheelchair for a couple weeks as she can't put any weight on it.

Yesterday, we were having lunch at a fast food restaurant and she asked me to get her some ketchup. I looked right at her and said, "Why? Is your leg broken?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ImmortalityLTD
šŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.

I was in solitaire confinement.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..

I was in solitaire confinement.

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šŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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