My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.

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📅︎ May 18 2019
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"I'm full" never worked in my house...

Me: Dad I'm full

Dad: Want some ice cream?!

Me: YEA!

Dad: You're not full then. Eat your dinner.

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