I hate generalizing.
Reddit needs to stop doing it.
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Where does a General keep his armies?
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Where did the general put his army?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?
Because they have con etiquette.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Whatβs and Army generalβs favorite day of the year?
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling βI stepped on a Bee!β
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Sturgeon Generalβs Warning
βPlease donβt eat caviarβitβs our children!β
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
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︎ Dec 28 2020
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Tag-und Nacht
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︎ Dec 05 2020
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes
People don't general lee find them funny
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︎ Mar 02 2021
TIL Heath Ledger's brother is an accountant.
His name is General Ledger.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What do you call a fly with no wings??
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I used to love going to the post office
but the Postmaster General has really taken DeJoy out of the mail.οΏΌ
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
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︎ May 22 2020
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
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︎ May 27 2020
Where does the army get it's higher up officers?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I like parks in general...
...but zoo are a sick park!
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Where did the general keep his armies?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Where does a General keep his Armies?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What did the general have up his sleeves
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Where does the General keep his armies?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Where do Generals keep their armies?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Where did the General put this Armies?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Where does a General put his armies?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
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