In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.
BREAKING NEWS The M6 has become blocked after a truck shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
Every time my wife gets her hair coloured at the hairdresser’s, she records it on her phone.
I think she watches the highlights later.
Coloured my "Hippopottymouth" pun
My friend and I got kicked out of a NBA game because we went dressed in brightly coloured chicken suits.
Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
My son said he coloured himself with a highlighter pen from the neck upwards during work today.
I think it's a bold-faced lie.
The horse breeder always found it easier to sell brightly-coloured horses than pale ones
Two reds are better than dun
Friend posted a picture of a coloured bird and some black birds under her feeder
I found a brightly coloured feather on the ground, picked it up and put it in my hat band and said "Hey, do you guys know what this is?" "No, what?"
"Macaroni."
Groans all around.
Dad on coloured hair
We were watching TV, and a girl with purple hair appears.
Dad:" If I had that hair colour, I would paint it"
Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.
What's a cat's favourite colour?
Did you hear about the guy who makes comics out of tiny colourful plastic discs?
He is a sequintial artist.
My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
Just some jokes about colours
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call...
Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
What’s an angry dads favourite colour?
YELLow
yeah this is a shitty joke sorry
Some colourful language right here
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
I just went the doctors, turns out I’m colourblind
The results came completely out of the purple!
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
Man looks everywhere for his colourful tie when his wife tells him "I'm afraid you can't wear it anymore". "Why?"
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
What's blue in colour and not heavy?
What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.
"Where are you?" I replied.
Actual dad joke I heard in the supermarket
A dad was with his daughter and she was looking for hair dye and he said... "Don't get that red colour you got last time, it made you a transginger"
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
The problem with racial jokes...
...is that they're so off-colour.
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
What colour screams hello?
The local motorway has become blocked after a lorry shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
It is said no two people see a colour the same
It's al just a pigment of your imagination
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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