Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
The news came out of the purple.
Because the Americans don't care about "U".
A Canadian takes a quick look at the screen before rolling his eyes and walking away, saying "that sounds like a you problem".
Red, green, blue, yellow, and even words that aren’t colors.
Turns out it had A Reptile Disfunction
Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon
I hate it more than red and blue combined
Dad: "I don't understand, your sister told me you liked 50 Shades of Gray."
That really came out of the purple
Until they are flashing behind you!
It’s a rare dish order
Purrrple (credit to my 6 year old)
I think I dyed inside
Our moms club has a scarecrow that needs a name. She is wearing a red coat and has a cape with hand prints on it. Her hair is a colorful yarn braid. Thank you for your assistance
He had a reptile dysfunction.
He said you can spell it With or Without U.
Except I feel like I dyed inside.
There seems to be a real grey area.
There was a muumuu here and a muumuu there, here a muu, there a muu, everywhere a muumuu.
“Let me guess, you’re literally dyeing!”
...but you'll dye a little on the inside.
Sometimes she just really needs a shoulder to crayon
A reptile dysfunction.
I was halfway to work when I realized I forgot my car.
In case they need to draw blood.
It's cyantifically proven.
Usually it's this very nice dark blue shade around midnight. But yesterday I came home for lunch and I was disgusted by it, so I took some pictures and the difference was night and day.
The doctor says I’ll be fine, but I feel like I died a little on the inside!
We all knew he would dye hard
An egg gouache.
But it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Because they would rather dye than conform to the masses.
Red, green, blue, yellow, and even words that aren’t colors.
Some people just need a shoulder to crayon.
The news totally came out of the purple.
Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon
He had a reptile dysfunction.
