We felt so sorry for him because the poor guy was completely covered in snow, but this morning, he had just vanished!
Not a word, not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!
The last straw was when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!
I'm warning all of you to watch out for this man!
He is a heavy set, white guy, wearing nothing but a scarf.
He has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny, they look like sticks.
Whatever you do, don't bring him into your house!
When the police kicked in my door they yelled: FREEZE!
I said to my cheating wife "Let's settle this in affair explanation!" She said "OK. I cheated on you because your heart were as cold as the North Poll!" I looked at her then said "I'm diss a pointed..."
Elsa had a heart of cold
Hans really made some bad decisions and is very cold-hearted. I guess from now on he'll be Hans Solo.
Son: Why is the food cold and bland today papa..?
Dad: It's because your mom puts her heart and soul into what she cooks son.
