Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Coffee cupping"
It was Lukewarm
Now I have to go to the police station and look at mug shots.
Now everyone waves at me
Just an average joe.
The other 71% that don't are full of it
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
When it's muggy.
The man take a sip and spits it out. He turns to the waiter and says,
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the man and says,
"But sir, it's fresh ground!"
“Grande macchiato with oat milk, please.”
The cashier started to process his order, until the man asked “Why are you wearing a surgical mask?”
“I’m not”, said the barista, “it’s a coughy filter”.
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
After a stunned silence...
"At least it runs Java now."
He said, "One sugar?"
I said, "Yes, just the one cup. And don't call me sugar."
> I added half and half
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
It was mugged.
I'm going to the police station to look at mug shots.
(I like this version better, that's all.)
Best deal I ever made
I said that's not my cup of tea
It was one ugly mug.
It was the nicest thing she'd done all week.
He got mugged
He told me they had to get his mug shot and everything.
15 minutes.
It made a great mug shot.
...of coffee.
Because if it was a big cup, it would be a latte.
You could say I'm CAF-FEINDING
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked.
The monk replied "religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, but why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
Mugging :D
I love my boss... every few months, my boss and i find ourselves in the break room with a couple other people. He will take a sip of his freshly-poured coffee and loudly say, "ugh, this coffee tastes like MUD" ... and then he looks at me expectantly ... and I dutifully reply "that's because it was just GROUND this morning." The other people within earshot hate us when they realize they have been tag-team dad-joked
To build up my spirits he said, “Now, anything can affect your eye. Most anything. Like I’ve got one patient who lost an eye drinking coffee.”
I said, “Lost an eye drinking coffee?”
He said, “Yeah, he forgot to take the spoon out of the cup.”
http://red-skelton.info/articles/jokes/red-skeltons-eye-exam/
Depresso
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
A waiter gives a gentleman a cup of coffee. The gentleman takes a sip and spits it out.
He turns to the waiter and says, “Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
The waiter, looking surprised, turns to the gentleman and says, “But, sir, it’s fresh ground!”
So he goes online to find someone to fix his fence for him but he is unsatisfied with their prices, that is until he finds a Buddhist monk who will do it for free.
He is initially surprised by this and assumes it might be a fake listing, but since it's free he feels like he has nothing to lose so he hires him.
Sure enough a few days later the monk shows up with a toolkit in hand, the man shows the monk that his fence has been ripped out of the ground and that he needs to replace it.
About an hour later the monk walks in and tells the man he is finished, and when the man goes outside he sees that the fence is perfect, thinking he can't just tell the monk to leave after doing such a great job for free he invites the monk inside for a cup of coffee.
The man then starts talking to the monk, "It surprised me to see a monk offering services for fence repair, why do you do it?" he asked
the monk replied "Religious reasons."
The man then says "I don't know much about Buddhism, why do you need to repair fences?"
"Because" the monk replied, "You would be surprised at the amount of karma you get for reposting."
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