Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
What is your favourite breakfast food?
I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.
Now all my lucks turned to shit.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
At a science lab I saw a very depressed-looking skeleton sitting in the corner.
The lab tech said the skeleton had nobody.
Hawaiian Food Puns - Help Requested
Hi punsters! My wife and I would like to request your help for naming the following party food items with Hawaiian puns. We are hosting a Hawaiian themed baby shower for my wife. The plan is to put tags next to each item.
Ex: Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
Cheese Dips
Salsa Dips
Tortilla Chips
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Nutter Butter Cookies
Samosas
Cake Pops (shaped like coconuts)
Cup Cakes
Coconut Trifles
Edible Arrangements (Cut up fruit)
Thank you!
Looking for a friend to try new foods with
People ask how I get around extortionate Cinema food prices.
Well, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve.
I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...
Because they are SHAM-rocks!
What do you call spooky mexican food?
I've ordered some German food online
The sauerkraut has arrived but the wurst is yet to come
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
Apologies if it's a bit corn-y
What do you call a expensive car which you can only go to fast food places
What is Kraken’s favorite food?
Ships and salsa!
…daughter and I created this together. I couldn’t be more proud.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
My wife asked my why I always eat food in a joking manner.
I told her it was all ingest.
What Asian food do Jamaican Egyptians prefer?
Doc, every time I smell Mexican food my heart races.
Doc: Sounds like tacocardia.
Taylor Swift recently got some lab work done.
Turns out she has bad blood.
When cooking and cutting food, I never use the stuff that gets stuck to the side of the knife.
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
My buddy and I were discussing foods; which ones we liked and which ones we didn’t. He said he’d had a hard time getting into bananas.
I told him that you had to peel the outer layer.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Have you ever noticed that people get SUPER offended if they have to tell them they have to wait their turn for Vietnamese food?
I mean, pho queue, people.
Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.
As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.
What is a knight’s favourite food?
Swordfish.
Buahahahahahahahaha
Medusa tried to get a job in the microbiology lab, but all her samples turned out badly.
Procrastinators' favorite food?
How do you get free Mexican food at the beach?
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes
stolen from: food jokes
Did you hear about the German thief that stole loads of food for his new diet?
What do you call it when yog's friend doesn't share his food with him?
Puns for a food admirer
I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes.
So far, I've thought of the following:
- in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
- food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).
Any more ideas? TIA!
I started a bird food-delivery service in my neighborhood
What do pirates store their food in?
At work I reduce the spice level in food.
What kind of music do clovers like?
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldn’t press your luck.
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
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