Clifford Puns

A list of puns related to "Clifford"

Did you hear Clifford the big red dog caused a car crash!

One of the cars got T-boned!

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👤︎ u/Fanofeverything2003
📅︎ Jul 17 2022
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what is green, fluffy, has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table

(I'm sorry, I'll let myself out, I know it was absolutely terrible even by dad joke standards)

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👤︎ u/CatrionaWood1
📅︎ Jun 20 2022
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What noise do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch…

Can’t take the credit as it’s from the new Clifford the big red dog film!

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👤︎ u/monpellierre2805
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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What do you call a large dog that meditates?

Aware wolf!

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👤︎ u/peetlloyd
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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