I told a Cleveland Show joke to one of my friends.

It was turrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSp0nge05
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty

It's Erie

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Old McDonald bought a farm, right outside of Cleveland.

E-I-E-I-OHIO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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My dad sees an abandoned building outside Cleveland labeled "Aviation High School"

"Looks like the aviation high school didn't really take off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Colonel_Graff-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out...

So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."

Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"

"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."

The man can't believe it.

"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"

Naturally, they're both shocked.

"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."

Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."

They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.

"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

"It's a date!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoltrenXytech
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. β€œWhat is the capital of Ohio?”, the teacher asks.

The native student answers β€œCleveland”, much to the teacher’s chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers β€œIt’s a bit late, but Gozaimasu!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland.

He was the twenty second President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guygan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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Got dad-joked by my dad and he didn't realize it until afterward.

Me: There's a dense fog rolling into Cleveland from the lake.

Dad: That's eErie.

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followed by laughter on both ends

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2015
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Rhino Building

On a trip to the Cleveland zoo, there was a sign pointing to the rhino building. My dad sees this sign and immediately says "Rhino building? I didn't know they built rhinos here!"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2013
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