Roses are red, cellos are brown
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Dad, can brown-eyed parents give their kids blue genes?
Me: Why of course, son - and sometimes even khakis or chinos if the parents are more stylish.
[Made up by me on the spot in response to my son's question about their biology unit in science class].
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
DUUUNNGGG 🔔
What’s brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven’s last movement
What's brown and full of nuts?
Peanut butter you sickos!
In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
Why do people keep saying Robert Downey Jr. is a girl?
Because he is Fe-male
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
A dung beetle walks into a bar...
... looks around and then asks, “Is this stool taken?”
Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?
He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.
Using one word, how do you get Doc Brown into his time machine?
Mandalorian
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella
Fo drizzle
My house was painted a bright purple, so I changed it to brown, then purple again...
I went back to the fuchsia
Joke time! Q: What’s brown and sticky? A: This adhesive decal we made. reddit.com/gallery/mdterz
I told my dad that Derren Brown looks better without hair
He said "That's a bald claim"
What’s small, brown, and really, really, sticky?
... a stick.
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
Peter Brown the world famous hairdresser told his son, that he's leaving him nothing in his will....
I can't believe he's cutting off his own heir.
