My British friend was really proud of his heritage until he found out that his great grandfather was from Transylvania.

Now he can even look at himself in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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How do you call it when Superman is unable to do something?

Clark Kent

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Which interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?

2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco

6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas

9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles

The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight

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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What is Clark Kent's favorite meal of the day?

Supper man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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An actual dad joke, from my dad

Clark Kent’s lucky he gets his powers from the sun, we just get cancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueUnit7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

Because he already had super vision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Where does Clark Kent put his breakfast?

In a super bowl

^^^^^^yaaaaay...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix136
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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You know what Clark Kent's super villian name should be?

Kleptoman, because he's the man of steal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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We all wonder what special knowledge you need to replace the great Dick Clark, but for now,

it's Ryan's Secrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Clark Griswold was the "Father" of Dad Jokes... even though most were unintentional.

https://youtu.be/Ri791tauGmU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClarkW_Griswold
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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What kind of texts does Clark Kent write?

^superscripts

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Superman can to do a lot of impressive things but...

Clark can't.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call it when Indiana Jones chases you around town in a Mustang and continually honks at you?

Harassin’ Ford.

....please don’t hurt me for this one

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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My grandma taught my dad everything he knows!

My grandma has started using facebook this year and she loves to post things like this on my wall:

"I wanted to send you a Fairy Tale for your birthday, but they tend to Dragon." ""Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall." "Two left feet? It wasn't until the mid 19th. century that shoe manufacturers began making right and left shoes. Clarks was the first to do so. Before that, our ancestors who walked a lot had sore feet. Those poor souls!"

She's got a million of them, and is apparently determined to post all of them

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Superman can fly. Clark Kent.
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

because he already had super vision.

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