I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Last week I posted an Amy Winehouse puppet and had a few suggestions from people which musician to make next. Then between here and Facebook I got loads of suggestions, and it gave me an idea!
I'm creating every (serious) suggestion and adding them into 'The Music Legends Museum', along with information about each musican. I'm creating them in a style which can save me thermo (so I can make this possible, otherwise the thermo would be too high).
Here is a preview: https://i.postimg.cc/5tsMnXR9/Grid-Art-20220116-091034513.jpg
I'm wanting the Dreams community to post their favourite musician/singer/band and I'll add them all to the museum (along with the puppet to use individually in a separate collection) Hoping to get a huge variety of genras and eras - not just rock, or pop etc, and ideally people who have an iconic look.
So far I have made: Lady Gaga, Amy Winehouse, The Beatles, Eminem, Tupac, Ray Charles, Johnny Cash, Prince, David Bowie, Madonna, Spice Girls, Eminem Britney Spears
My list from the suggestions which I still have to make are: Rihanna, Seal, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Michael Jackson, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Dolly Parton, Alice Cooper, Frank Sinatra, Marilyn Manson, Marvin Gaye, Whitney Huston, Elton John, Queen, Elvis Presley, Tom Jones, Cher, Adam Ant, Blondie, Johnny Rotten, Axl Rose, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Tina Turner, Diana Ross, Smash!, Kiss!, Fleetwood Mac, Tenacious D, Jim Morrison, The Cure, George Michael, Boy George, The Who, The Beach Boys, Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, The Supremes, Aretha Franklin, ABBA, Lemmy, Chester Bennington, Dee Snyder, Chris Cornell, Christina Aguilera, SLASH, Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jay Z, Justin Timberlake, Missy Elliott, Ed Sheeran, Daft Punk, Taylor Swift, One Direction, Backstreet Boys, Drake, Bruno Mars, Tony Bennett, Redman, Method Man, Wu Tang-Clan
There hasn't been a post all year!
