Little late, but I think /r/dadjokes would like to see a list of my New Years resolutions
  1. 1920 x 1080 (tower PC)
  2. 1366 x 768 (chromebook)
  3. 1080p (TV)
  4. 1024 x 600 (tablet)
  5. 360 x 480 (phone)
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👤︎ u/DupaZupa
📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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Some of my dad's think-and-grins

Driving the family car with a whining engine when the brakes squeek obnoxiously

"Looks like this van has more than one squeal"

"Yeah, including the nut behind the wheel!"

Need to ask sister a question

"Have you seen my sister?"

"No, but I read the book."

Looking at laptops when we see the chromebook we have at home

"Hey look, it's that thing that struggles with the concept of Ctrl-P"

"Well, that is why they made diapers"

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👤︎ u/Unuoctium
📅︎ Sep 16 2017
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