Christ in the House of His Parents Puns

Update:

We've been sheltering in place for a week and a half now. We are allowed to drive to go pick up our stuff if we want, I just don't want to risk exposing the in-laws.

I think it's Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You, but I can't find the video anywhere.

Yep, you read that correctly and no this isn't a trashy tabloid, it's my life.

What started out as me trying to be an extremely understanding and helpful ex girlfriend, has now turned into dreading any visit with my parentals.

While I can't say I've ever been very fond of extended hangout sessions with my mom and stepdad, it's now become somewhat of a stomach turning ordeal.

I've been planning this trip for a couple of weeks to celebrate one of my nephew's birthday. I normally don't attend many family gatherings, due to money circumstances, travel distances, or just not wanting to be around. But I thought this year I have the time, a little extra money, and he's at an age where the memories are probably starting to stick and I've been feeling guilty about my absence for a while now.

Needless to say I've been a fucking basket case in the time leading up to this trip. I'll be leaving in just a couple of days, so I thought I'd spill the juice here in attempts to take some of the edge off of myself, and my partner who's been at the brunt of my stress episodes. (luckily for me, he's been a complete dear the whole time)

Why did I think it would be a good idea to ask my parents to let my ex, who was kind of still my "boyfriend" but not really because we were sort of on a break (for the umpteenth time) because who knows maybe one day we'll get back together, live in their fucking guest house?

Honestly? I think I just wanted some control still. I didn't even want to be with him anymore, so what was wrong with me??

Aside from my own manipulative personal issues,

I also wanted to help him. I wanted him to be happy, and I thought this might get him back on his feet. Because while I was ready to move on, he was still gutted about not being together.

And I mean I still had love for the guy, we were together almost 10 years that kind of bond doesn't just evaporate, and truthfully he wasn't so great at taking care of himself. So I thought he could stay for a bit, save some money and get his shit together...

I just didn't think he'd fucking live there that long!

Almost 2 years later, he's asking my parents if his new girlfriend that he literally just met, can move in? I about had an aneurysm. I had moved on with someone already, and I wanted to see him move on and be happy I really did, and I still do BUT....

MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE DUDE

I want to see you happy, I just don't want to see it happening outside my parents guest bedroom window when I visit

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 74%. (I'm a bot)

> They said he was was sympathetic but ruled out Anne Sacoolas being sent back to the UK. The couple said they refused an invitation to meet Sacoolas, who was in the building.

> "We weren't ready to meet her; it would have been too rushed. It's not what we wanted; we wanted a meeting with her in the UK," said Tim Dunn.

> Sacoolas has admitted in a statement that she was driving on the wrong side of the road when her car hit Dunn on his motorcycle after she came out of an RAF base in Northamptonshire on 27 August.

> Earlier, their lawyers demanded to see all the exchanges between the US embassy, the UK Foreign Office and the British police that led to Sacoolas claiming diplomatic immunity and leaving the country.

> The department wrote to the Dunn family at the weekend to say that the US and the UK agreed that Sacoolas's diplomatic immunity no longer applied once she returned to the US. The family are being advised by two leading lawyers specialising in diplomatic immunity, Mark Stephens and Geoffrey Robinson.

> It remains unclear why the foreign secretary, Dominic Raab, did not tell the Dunn family when he met them last week that he believed Sacoolas lost her immunity once she returned to the US. In what has been described as a cold meeting, the Dunn family were left with the impression that the Foreign Office could do no more.

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So my boyfriend is now the owner of a small 1 bedroom house built in the 20s that is in complete shambles. There is no bathroom, the floors are caving in, the walls are in deterioration. The property value including the house now is ~ $50k (it is in a nice part of town with high property value). We are excited to basically start from scratch and build it into our first home... However, it is going to cost about 20k to make it livable. We are currently in another lease until July, when we hope to move into the new house. He was planning to be able to take a loan out against the house, but has been told he needs to live in the house for 6 months before he can refinance, and until then can only get a loan for what he paid for it...Which was $5. Are there any other options? He has good credit but currently no job that he can provide proof of income from (handyman/contract/union work). Please help, we want to get the ball rolling ASAP!

In addition to the comedic value of this idea, it's worth considering that the presence of an intact hymen was considered proof of virginity in patriarchal, Hebrew culture.

If an intact hymen is equated with virginity; and if we assume that an emerging infant would destroy the hymen; it's reasonable to assert that Jesus took his mother's virginity prior to exiting the birth canal.

Even if Jesus was immaculately conceived, the birth of Christ could not have been an entirely virgin affair.

So my bf and I have been dating for a little over a year. We met at college and both live far away so we have to stay at the other’s parent’s house when we go to visit our respective hometowns. My parents [M&F Early 50’s] are super laid back and don’t care if we sleep in the same bed (we are adults after all) but my bf usually sleeps in the guest room out of respect for my family, which is totally fine and kinda sweet. His parents [M&F 60s] are a bit more old fashioned... so I stay on the couch in the basement when we are at his parents place. I totally respect this and am in no way expecting to stay with him in his bed. I’ve only stayed there about four times, and there’s a nice full bathroom I have to myself but I just feel...uncomfortable. The couch is uncomfortable and it’s just an open stairwell to the basement with really no privacy. They do have a guest room, with a queen bed, but it is right across the hall from my bf’s room which I guess is too close? He offered to sleep on the couch and have me sleep in his room but I didn’t want to make him do that. I don’t think either of us should have to sleep on the couch if there is an open and separate bed. I havent brought any of this up to my bf. My question is, should I just ask him if I could stay in the guest room? Or maybe ask his mom politely? Would that be disrespectful? I love coming to his hometown and hanging out with his family, we always have a good time. It’s just this one small detail that I always dread. I know his family is very different than mine so I want to respect them and their home. I just don’t know how to go about this!!

Tl;dr I sleep on the couch when my bf and I visit his parents, although there is an open guest room...should I ask if I can stay in the guest bed?

Hi everyone. This is my first time posting in reddit and made a throwaway account.

Sorry for my bad grammar as it is not my native language. Also sorry for the following long rant. Just writing it down in here is already therapeutic for me. Any advice will be appreciated.

My (27f) husband (27m) refuses to move out of his parents’ house. We live in southeast asia. We’ve been married for 3 years and we have a 1 year old beautiful daughter.

I live with them since the beginning of my marriage. At first I don’t hate the idea of living together with his family. Of course having my own little house (with only me, husband, and daughter) would be ideal. But:

1. MIL persuaded FIL and bought a new house as soon as she heard that we’re planning on our wedding. Renovated it, building extra rooms so that we could stay there with them.
2. Husband said it will be disrespectful if we just suddenly move out trying to find a place to live while his parents are trying their best to accommodate us.
3. We can save money by living with his parents. We can use the saved money later to buy the house we want.

I went along with the idea and while living there. To my knowledge I’m a very introverted person and I also kind of have social anxiety. But i tried to be polite all the time and not causing any issue.

To be honest i was not feeling comfortable living in their house. Everything is so strained. I stayed at home, cook and clean the laundry for my husband and sometimes for the rest of the family. MIL is a clean freak (she has established career, she doesn’t cook and doesn’t really agree with the idea of cooking in the house as it will make the house dirty and messy). FIL often told me to get a job. It feels like they see me as a freeloader.

Whenever they’re home after a vacation, MIL and FIL brought gifts for my husband and their daughter. I got none. I don’t actually want gifts, i just thought it would be nice if they see me as their daughter. I’m guessing they don’t want to give the freeloader more things.

Things has changed further after some time, especially after i gave birth to my daughter. MIL’s sisters came to see my newborn and saying hurtful comments (more like momshamed me). MIL’s sister is a very loud and nosy woman (typical middle aged asian woman).

I found that MIL has been talking shit about me to her sisters. They told me things like “this is not your house” “you never clean the house” “you should be thankful that you get to live here, for free” “back in