Chicago Cubs Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicago Cubs"

Between the first and third place team there was a difference of 31 votes. This is by far the closest voting yet. Voted out of MLB is the Chicago Cubs. Granted immunity is the Philadelphia Phillies. With 5 less votes in 3rd is the Cardinals. New poll in comments. Vote one team to eliminate
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👤︎ u/ohbarryoh
📅︎ Dec 09 2021
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[Felber] Hey Chicago Cubs, forget Carlos Correa and get Kris Bryant back calltothepen.com/2022/01/…
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👤︎ u/JCmathetes
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[Stroman] CHICAGO! @Cubs twitter.com/STR0/status/1…
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📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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[MLR 7.7 Game Thread] Chicago Cubs at Miami Marlins - mid-season-wildcard-race

##CHC 5 - MIA 3 ##FINAL

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 1 1 2 1 0 5 7
MIA 1 2 0 0 0 0 3 4

##BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Miami Marlins Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Erin Pickles C 2 0 0 0 1 1 .071 1 Starlight SS 2 2 1 1 1 0 .333
2 Corey Scooter CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .333 2 Pull Ganger 1B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .235
3 WoodCutter Jones 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .294 3 Matt Conzo 3B 3 0 2 1 0 0 .400
4 Frederick Thunderpants 2B 3 1 2 2 0 0 .500 4 Bench Warmer RF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .214
5 Terry Gaskins DH 3 1 1 0 0 2 .167 5 Fatts Richard 2B 2 0 0 1 1 0 .467
6 Good Doggo RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .133 - -- - - - - - - - --
6 Isaac Saffron PH, 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .308 6 Rotticus Scott CF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .267
7 Doc Dockgoose 1B, RF 3 1 2 1 0 1 .294 7 Franz Joseph Hyman Jr DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .278
8 Iosef Mere LF 3 0 0 0 0 1 .222 8 Hakuna Moncada C 1 1 0 0 2 0 .083
9 John Johnson Jr. SS 2 2 1 2 1 0 .235 9 Joe Watson LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .091

##PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA MIA IP H ER BB SO ERA
Bob Dobby 2.0 3 3 4 0 5.45 Artanis Jones 2.1 4 2 2 4 4.70
Chris Orosz 1.1 0 0 2 0 6.48 Mark Schihne 3.2 3 3 0 3 3.34
Mark Spoon 2.2 1 0 0 0 1.76 -- - - - - - --

##AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game
Chris Orosz Mark Schihne Mark Spoon John Johnson Jr.

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Fatts Richard walks, Starlight scores 0 - 1 MIA
T2 Doc Dockgoose doubles, Terry Gaskins scores 1 - 1
B2 Starlight doubles, Hakuna Moncada scores 1 - 2 MIA
B2 Matt Conzo doubles, Starlight scores 1 - 3 MIA
T3 Frederick Thunderpants singles, John Johnson Jr. scores 2 - 3 MIA
T4 John Johnson Jr. homers, Doc Dockgoose scores 4 - 3 CHC
T5 Frederick Thunderpants homers 5 - 3 CHC

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👤︎ u/FakeBaseball_Umpire
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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[Passan] Marcus Stroman signed a three-year, $71 million contract with the Chicago Cubs that includes an opt out after the second season, sources tell ESPN. He’ll make $25 million in 2022, $25 million in 2023 and $21 million in 2024. It includes $2M escalators for 160 IP in ‘22 and ‘23. twitter.com/jeffpassan/st…
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👤︎ u/Bulletz4Brkfzt
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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If your favorite and least favorite teams traded cities, which one would you root for? E.G. St. Louis Cubs vs Chicago Cardinals
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👤︎ u/grocho
📅︎ Jan 27 2022
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[mikedeportes] Cubs and Yankees most likely to sign Correa since they are most fluid negotiations at the moment. A source confirms Correa called Baez to ask about how the organization treated him in Chicago. twitter.com/mikedeportes/…
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👤︎ u/bryzzo2016champs
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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Conor McGregor throws terrible first pitch ahead of Chicago Cubs game nbcnews.com/news/us-news/…
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👤︎ u/nbcnews
📅︎ Sep 22 2021
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Long time Chicago reporter Les Grobstein has died. He recorded then Cubs manager Lee Elia’s famous rant about Cubs fans in 1983. youtu.be/B2pai2QQA54
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👤︎ u/SeedyRedwood
📅︎ Jan 18 2022
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[Mish] Catcher Yan Gomes is in agreement on a two year $13 million dollar guaranteed contract with the Chicago Cubs per sources. twitter.com/craigmish/sta…
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👤︎ u/JRob370
📅︎ Nov 30 2021
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10 iconic moments in history for each franchise. Day 2: Chicago Cubs youtu.be/dJmOxsnsFY8
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👤︎ u/JTCMuehlenkamp
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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Day 4 of having r/baseball fix an MLB team: You have now been hired as the GM of the Chicago Cubs. What do you do?

Although many people assumed the Billy Goat curse was vanquished in 2016, it turns out it may not have been. This morning, a swarm of goats gathered around the home of Cubs GM Carter Hawkins. They were screaming “YOU ARE NOT WORTHY.” Eventually, they broke into his home and ransacked the place, and eventually captured him. They said that they would not release him until he was fired and their personal choice of GM was hired to take his place. For whatever reason, they wanted you. Raging violent Billy goats who have a suspicious connection to you aside, you must now lead this team into battle.

The Cubs currently have an active salary of about $98 million, which puts them at about 18th in the league. To go along with that, after finishing 71-91 last year they were given the 7th overall pick. To go along with this, they currently have the 18th ranked farm system in baseball according to mlb.com.

With the recent trading of Anthony Rizzo, Javier Baez, and Kris Bryant and the recent acquisition of Yan Gomes and Marcus Stroman, it is fair to question what direction the previous regime had. It is now up to you to take the reigns and give this franchise direction and hopefully win a World Series in fewer than 108 years.

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👤︎ u/dat_waffle_boi
📅︎ Dec 21 2021
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Custer’s Last Stand happened in the same year as the NL baseball league was founded (1876) and over 5 years after the Chicago Cubs were founded (1870)
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👤︎ u/RomanFrog
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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In Moneyball (2011), scout Martinez is played by Tom Gamboa, former first and third base coach for the Chicago Cubs and Kansas City Royals. Many of the scouts in the film were played by real MLB scouts and coaches. v.redd.it/8l06owiymd181
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👤︎ u/Invictusology
📅︎ Nov 23 2021
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Game 155: St. Louis Cardinals (85-69) @ Chicago Cubs (67-87) [Saturday, September 25, 2021; 1:20 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cardinals 0 1 0 1 0 0 3 0 3 8 9 1 2
Cubs 0 0 2 2 0 0 0 0 1 5 11 0 8

Cardinals Lineup

  1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .263/.309/.387
  2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .294/.364/.513
  3. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .279/.348/.546
  4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .256/.313/.497
  5. Yadier Molina (R) C -- .254/.299/.374
  6. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .270/.329/.459
  7. Lars Nootbaar (L) RF -- .222/.304/.424
  8. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .200/.288/.400
  9. Jon Lester (L) P -- .170/.188/.277
    --- Kwang Hyun Kim (L) P -- .115/.148/.154
    --- Dylan Carlson (S) PH -- .261/.337/.420
    --- T.J. McFarland (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Matt Carpenter (L) PH -- .173/.306/.286
    --- Luis Garcia (R) P -- .000/.000/.000

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Jon Lester - 5.0 IP, 8 H, 4 R, 3 ER, 3 BB, 6 SO, 4.62 ERA (96 P, 56 S)

  • RP: Kwang Hyun Kim - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 3.53 ERA (6 P, 3 S)

  • RP: T.J. McFarland - 2.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO, 2.55 ERA (29 P, 13 S)

  • RP: Luis Garcia - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 2.93 ERA (23 P, 15 S)

Cubs Lineup

  1. Willson Contreras (R) C -- .231/.335/.431
  2. Frank Schwindel (R) 1B -- .336/.381/.626
  3. [Ian Happ](http://
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👤︎ u/bravo_delta_bot
📅︎ Sep 25 2021
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The Chicago Bears mess is reminiscent of the Cubs under the Wrigleys bleedcubbieblue.com/2022/…
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👤︎ u/ThomasSulivan
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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[mikedeportes] Cubs and Yankees most likely to sign Correa since they are most fluid negotiations at the moment. A source confirms Correa called Baez to ask about how the organization treated him in Chicago. twitter.com/mikedeportes/…
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👤︎ u/bryzzo2016champs
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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[Rogers] Stroman on zoom now says deal came about quickly. His agent told him last night Cubs were interested and he jumped on a flight from LAX, got to Chicago and took his physical and signed. twitter.com/jesserogerses…
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👤︎ u/Ximienlum
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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PBC is looking for a GM to take the Chicago Cubs

PBC is looking for a GM to take over the Chicago Cubs. We are currently in the middle of expansion, and the draft is coming up on Thursday, so its a great time to join.

League Details: We sim T/TH/Sa/Su. We just finished the 2034 season, most players are fictional but a solid amount are still real. We use S+ for drafting and most other things. Very active group, very fun group as well Unique Rules: No scouts, draft lottery, expansion lottery. We use most other ML rules

The cubs are in a solid spot right now and have a lot potential of directions to go in. W/ a light shakeup from the expansion draft, its a perfect time to join.

S+ Link: https://statsplus.net/pbc/#

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👤︎ u/Lord_Bubbington
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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The official Chicago Cubs off-season image, Est. Nov 2018
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👤︎ u/BobbleBobble
📅︎ Nov 27 2021
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Marcus Stroman signed a three-year, $71 million contract with the Chicago Cubs that includes an opt out after the second season, sources tell ESPN. He’ll make $25 million in 2022, $25 million in 2023 and $21 million in 2024. It includes $2M escalators for 160 IP in ‘22 and ‘23. twitter.com/jeffpassan/st…
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👤︎ u/ma582
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[Passan] Marcus Stroman signed a three-year, $71 million contract with the Chicago Cubs that includes an opt out after the second season, sources tell ESPN. He’ll make $25 million in 2022, $25 million in 2023 and $21 million in 2024. It includes $2M escalators for 160 IP in ‘22 and ‘23. twitter.com/JeffPassan/st…
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👤︎ u/Red_Cascade
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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A fan gets pressured to throw back a homerun during the Chicago Cubs and Montreal Expos game (1993) youtube.com/watch?v=Wal6S…
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👤︎ u/SpartaWillBurn
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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[Murray] Marcus Stroman does *not* have a no-trade clause in his three-year, $71 million deal with the Chicago Cubs. twitter.com/byrobertmurra…
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👤︎ u/Bulletz4Brkfzt
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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The Chicago Cubs have been eliminated from postseason contention.

The Chicago Cubs are 67-83 and can finish with no more than 79 wins.

(1) The Brewers have 91 wins so the Cubs can not win the division.

(2) The Giants have 97 wins and the Dodgers have 96 wins. One of those teams will win the NL West, and the other will get the WC1 spot.

(3) With today's win against the Brewers, the Cardinals are 80-69 so the Cubs can not claim the WC2 spot either.

Therefore, the Cubs are eliminated from playoff contention.

RIP Cubs Dynasty 2016-2016

FADE EM

Edit: To add to the irony, Jon Lester clinched the win for the Devil Birds to end the Cubs postseason chances.

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👤︎ u/themiamimarlins
📅︎ Sep 21 2021
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(Mike Rodriguez) - Carlos Correa #cubs and #yankees are the 2 teams most likely to sign the Campo-Corto since they are the most fluid negotiations at the moment, a source confirms that Correa called Báez to ask him how the organization is treated from Chicago twitter.com/mikedeportes/…
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👤︎ u/NeilOwnsYou
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[Stroman] CHICAGO! @Cubs

https://twitter.com/str0/status/1466193605878501376?s=21

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👤︎ u/BobbyRedSox28
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Is Humboldt Park more of a White Sox or Cubs part of Chicago?
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👤︎ u/Confident_Exercise_4
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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[FS][USA] Human Made hoodie, Thom Browne pullover, Supreme x Murakami tee, NY Knicks, Ralph Lauren, Chicago Cubs

Timestamp and tagged pics: https://imgur.com/a/cDayUxC

Human Made Hoodie

Size: US Men's large

Color: Gray

$55

Thom Browne waffle-knit pullover

Size: US Men's large

Color: Gray

$45

Ralph Lauren Polo tee

Size: US Men's Large

Color: Blue

$15

NY Knicks retro tee (genuine item)

Size: US Men's Large

Color: Orange

$15

Chicago Cubs retro tee (genuine item)

Size: US Men's Medium

Color: Blue

$15

Supreme x Murakami COVID relief tee

Size: US Men's medium

Color: White

$25

All prices include domestic shipping via USPS

Paypal invoice only

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👤︎ u/el_generalisimo
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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Random 1930's player of the Day, until lockout is over. Day 28 - Lynn Bernard Nelson, Chicago Cubs
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👤︎ u/Tsquare43
📅︎ Jan 26 2022
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[Fangraphs] 2022 ZiPS Projections: Chicago Cubs blogs.fangraphs.com/2022-…
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👤︎ u/bluewheel90656
📅︎ Dec 14 2021
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FS/FT - Chicago Cubs Lot - $6
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👤︎ u/Dansbystolemygirl
📅︎ Jan 27 2022
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Cubs fan moving to Chicago

Hey I am looking to job transfer to Chicago through my work and i have always wanted to live near Wrigley Field. It has been a dream of mine to be within walking distance of the Field. Can anyone give me good recommendations of affordable places ($1500 max) to rent within walking distance? I am from out of state and have only been to Chicago on vacation. Thanks for your time

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👤︎ u/OG_Brownies
📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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[Longenhagen and Taruskin] Top 49 Prospects: Chicago Cubs blogs.fangraphs.com/top-4…
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👤︎ u/Red_Cascade
📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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[Daniel Greenberg] Newest Chicago Cubs pitcher Marcus Stroman will wear jersey number 0. He’s the first player in franchise history to wear number 0. twitter.com/ChiSportUpdat…
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👤︎ u/Aram240
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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[BN] Chicago Cubs Sign Reliever Locke St. John to a Minor League Deal bleachernation.com/cubs/2…
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👤︎ u/MoistMaster_2577
📅︎ Nov 29 2021
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[Bastian] Cubs believe that Tommy John surgery is imminent for catching prospect Miguel Amaya, per multiple sources. Timetable TBD. Tough blow for Chicago’s No. 4-ranked @MLBPipeline prospect. Missed last few months of ‘21 season with what was initially described as right forearm strain. twitter.com/MLBastian/sta…
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👤︎ u/BroAbernathy
📅︎ Nov 23 2021
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2016 World Series Champs Autos - Chicago Cubs reddit.com/gallery/rvbxd8
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👤︎ u/AnnoyingMouse8522
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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[MLR 7.8 Game Thread] Chicago Cubs at Oakland Athletics - Can the struggling A's gain back some momentum, or will the Cubs make their way back into the wild-card race?

##CHC 2 - OAK 0

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 2 0 - - - - 2 2
OAK 0 - - - - - 0 0

##BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Oakland Athletics Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Erin Pickles 2B 1 1 1 0 0 0 .214 1 Stu PunDous RF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .462
2 Corey Scooter 1B 1 1 1 2 0 0 .429 2 Calvin Guerensk 3B 0 0 0 0 1 0 .357
3 Good Doggo RF 1 0 0 0 0 1 .125 3 Stumpy Malone C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .143
4 Michael Ikenberry CF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 4 Kenny Kawaguchi CF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .133
5 Frederick Thunderpants SS 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 5 Raylees D. Kraken LF 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286
6 Terry Gaskins C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .118 6 Lloyd Gross SS 0 0 0 0 0 0 .167
7 Iosef Mere LF 1 0 0 0 0 0 .250 7 Johnny Dickshot 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
8 John Johnson Jr. 3B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200 8 Memento Mori DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .235
9 WoodCutter Jones DH 0 0 0 0 0 0 .357 9 Boots Poffenberger 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000

##PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA OAK IP H ER BB SO ERA
Nikola Tefla 1.0 0 0 1 0 1.64 Cagney O’verpaid 1.2 2 2 0 2 4.11

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Corey Scooter homers, Erin Pickles scores 2 - 0 CHC

##DUE UP John Johnson Jr.

WoodCutter Jones

Erin Pickles

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👤︎ u/FakeBaseball_Umpire
📅︎ Jan 29 2022
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[MLR 7.6 Game Thread] Cincinnati Reds at Chicago Cubs - First Post in 2022, Make it a Doozy!

##CIN 4 - CHC 3 ##FINAL

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CIN 3 0 0 1 0 0 4 8
CHC 2 0 0 1 0 0 3 6

##BOX

# Cincinnati Reds Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Tucker Doubt LF 3 1 3 0 0 0 .522 1 Erin Pickles 2B 3 0 0 1 0 2 .077
2 Richard Avery DH 3 1 2 1 0 0 .500 2 Frederick Thunderpants SS 3 1 1 1 0 1 .385
3 C.J. Yantzi 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .300 3 Terry Gaskins C 3 1 1 1 0 1 .133
4 Isaac Snowbender C 3 1 1 2 0 0 .500 4 WoodCutter Jones 3B 3 0 1 0 0 0 .429
5 Waffles O'Laughlin 2B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .071 5 Doc Dockgoose 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .077
6 Zelk Antilles SS 3 1 1 0 0 1 .333 6 Michael Ikenberry CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
7 Tobias Fünke RF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .067 7 John Johnson Jr. LF 3 0 0 0 0 2 .125
8 Rick McLightning 1B 1 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Tristan PH 1 0 1 1 0 0 .667 - -- - - - - - - - --
8 Haywood Jablome 1B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 8 Good Doggo RF 3 1 1 0 0 2 .188
9 Charpasm Chim CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000 9 Isaac Saffron DH 2 0 2 0 0 0 .545

##PITCHERS

CIN IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Richard Saks 6.0 6 3 2 8 2.14 Chris Orosz 2.1 5 3 0 2 9.00
-- - - - - - -- Mark Spoon 3.2 3 1 0 1 2.43

##AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game
Richard Saks Chris Orosz Isaac Snowbender

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Richard Avery doubles, Tucker Doubt scores 1 - 0 CIN
T1 Isaac Snowbender homers, Richard Avery scores 3 - 0 CIN
B1 Frederick Thunderpants homers 3 - 1 CIN
B1 Terry Gaskins homers 3 - 2 CIN
T4 Tristan doubles, Zelk Antilles scores 4 - 2 CIN
B4 Erin Pickles grounds out, Good Doggo scores 4 - 3 CIN

Last Updated at 2022-01-13 13:02:08.412935

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👤︎ u/FakeBaseball_Umpire
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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Game 154: St. Louis Cardinals (84-69) @ Chicago Cubs (67-86) [Friday, September 24, 2021; 7:05 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cardinals 3 3 2 0 1 0 3 12 16 0 6
Cubs 2 0 1 0 1 0 0 4 7 0 5

Cardinals Lineup

  1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .265/.311/.390
  2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .296/.364/.515
  3. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .280/.348/.542
  4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .257/.313/.497
  5. Yadier Molina (R) C -- .254/.299/.375
  6. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .262/.322/.441
  7. Lars Nootbaar (L) RF -- .221/.306/.432
  8. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .199/.288/.392
  9. Jack Flaherty (R) P -- .118/.304/.294
    --- Dakota Hudson (R) P -- .500/.667/.500
    --- Genesis Cabrera (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Jose Rondon (R) PH -- .271/.333/.400
    --- Justin Miller (R) P -- .000/.000/.000

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Jack Flaherty - 0.1 IP, 2 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 1 SO, 3.30 ERA (19 P, 10 S)

  • RP: Dakota Hudson - 3.2 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 2 SO, 4.91 ERA (61 P, 41 S)

  • RP: Genesis Cabrera - 2.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 2 SO, 3.59 ERA (18 P, 13 S)

  • RP: Justin Miller - 1.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 6.16 ERA (5 P, 4 S)

Cubs Lineup

  1. Rafael Ortega (L) CF -- .279/.340/.452
  2. Frank Schwindel (R) 1B -- .345/.389/.641
  3. Patrick Wisdom (R) 3B-LF-3B -- .233/.304/.522
  4. [Ian Happ](
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👤︎ u/bravo_delta_bot
📅︎ Sep 24 2021
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Game 156: St. Louis Cardinals (86-69) @ Chicago Cubs (67-88) [Sunday, September 26, 2021; 1:20 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cardinals 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 4 7 0 10
Cubs 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 8 1 10

Cardinals Lineup

  1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .263/.308/.386
  2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .294/.366/.517
  3. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .281/.348/.544
  4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .255/.313/.495
  5. Dylan Carlson (S) RF -- .261/.338/.419
    --- Genesis Cabrera (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Jose Rondon (R) PH -- .268/.329/.394
    --- Giovanny Gallegos (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
  6. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .270/.328/.466
  7. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .198/.285/.395
  8. Andrew Knizner (R) C -- .182/.288/.250
  9. Jake Woodford (R) P -- .118/.118/.118
    --- Andrew Miller (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Matt Carpenter (L) PH -- .173/.305/.284
    --- Kodi Whitley (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Lars Nootbaar (L) RF -- .230/.310/.430

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Jake Woodford - 5.1 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO, 3.88 ERA (83 P, 55 S)

  • RP: Andrew Miller - 0.2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 4.81 ERA (6 P, 4 S)

  • RP: Kodi Whitley - 1.1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 4 SO, 2.70 ERA (31 P, 18 S)

  • RP: Genesis Cabrera - 0.2 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 3.56 ERA (15 P, 8 S)

  • RP: [Giovanny Gallegos](http://mlb.mlb.com/

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[MLR 7.5 Game Thread] Chicago Cubs at Milwaukee Brewers

##CHC 3 - MIL 2 ##FINAL

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
CHC 0 0 0 0 3 0 3 4
MIL 1 0 0 0 0 1 2 4

##BOX

# Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Milwaukee Brewers Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Michael Ikenberry CF 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 1 Raven Branwen 1B 3 1 1 0 0 0 .400
2 Good Doggo DH 3 0 0 0 0 0 .077 2 Paddy O'Connor SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .250
3 Doc Dockgoose RF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .167 3 J.J. Guemes 3B 3 1 1 1 0 0 .308
4 Terry Gaskins 3B 3 0 0 0 0 1 .000 4 Blackbean Burrito RF 3 0 1 0 0 1 .250
5 Corey Scooter 1B 2 0 0 0 0 1 .273 5 Gerald McCoy 2B 2 0 1 1 0 0 .300
6 Frederick Thunderpants SS 2 0 0 0 0 0 .333 6 Crimson Chin LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .100
7 Erin Pickles 2B 1 1 1 0 1 0 .250 7 Ferret McGivins C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Iosef Mere LF 2 1 1 1 0 0 .357 8 Brayden Ennis DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
9 Isaac Saffron C 2 1 1 2 0 0 .333 9 Sandy Zipp CF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000

##PITCHERS

CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA MIL IP H ER BB SO ERA
Nikola Tefla 6.0 4 2 0 2 1.93 Warren Andrews 6.0 4 3 1 2 2.57

##AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game
Nikola Tefla Warren Andrews Isaac Saffron

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Gerald McCoy singles, Raven Branwen scores 0 - 1 MIL
T5 Iosef Mere triples, Erin Pickles scores 1 - 1
T5 Isaac Saffron homers, Iosef Mere scores 3 - 1 CHC
B6 J.J. Guemes homers 3 - 2 CHC

Last Updated at 2021-12-22 17:09:36.549160

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Game 153: St. Louis Cardinals (83-69) @ Chicago Cubs (67-85) [Friday, September 24, 2021; 1:20 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cardinals 0 0 2 0 4 2 0 8 10 0 4
Cubs 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 5 6 0 6

Cardinals Lineup

  1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .267/.314/.393
  2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .293/.363/.513
  3. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .278/.348/.537
  4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .256/.312/.498
  5. Dylan Carlson (S) RF -- .261/.337/.420
    --- Alex Reyes (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- T.J. McFarland (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Matt Carpenter (L) PH -- .174/.308/.287
    --- Giovanny Gallegos (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
  6. Edmundo Sosa (R) SS -- .274/.348/.395
    --- Paul DeJong (R) PR-SS -- .195/.286/.381
  7. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .256/.317/.426
  8. Andrew Knizner (R) C -- .186/.289/.255
  9. J.A. Happ (L) P -- .000/.077/.000
    --- Jose Rondon (R) PH -- .275/.338/.406
    --- Lars Nootbaar (L) RF -- .198/.288/.352

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: J.A. Happ - 4.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 4 BB, 6 SO, 5.86 ERA (74 P, 43 S)

  • RP: Alex Reyes - 1.2 IP, 2 H, 4 R, 4 ER, 2 BB, 3 SO, 3.28 ERA (33 P, 18 S)

  • RP: T.J. McFarland - 0.1 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 2.70 ERA (9 P, 7 S)

  • RP: Giovanny Gallegos - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 2 SO, 3.14 ERA (12 P, 8 S)

Cubs Lineup

  1. [Willson Contreras](htt
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Game 160: Chicago Cubs (69-90) @ St. Louis Cardinals (89-70) [Friday, October 1, 2021; 7:15 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cubs 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 3 8 1 8
Cardinals 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 4 9 0 8

Cubs Lineup

  1. Rafael Ortega (L) CF -- .292/.362/.467
  2. Frank Schwindel (R) 1B -- .325/.371/.590
  3. Ian Happ (S) LF -- .226/.320/.430
  4. Matt Duffy (R) 3B -- .280/.350/.372
  5. Trayce Thompson (R) RF -- .190/.393/.667
  6. Sergio Alcantara (S) SS -- .206/.304/.332
  7. Trent Giambrone (R) 2B -- .167/.167/.167
  8. Erick Castillo (R) C -- .250/.250/.250
    --- Willson Contreras (R) PH-C -- .238/.339/.439
  9. Cory Abbott (R) P -- .500/.500/.500
    --- Scott Effross (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Greg Deichmann (L) PH -- .138/.167/.138
    --- Adbert Alzolay (R) P -- .065/.094/.097
    --- Johneshwy Fargas (R) PH -- .271/.286/.417
    --- Tommy Nance (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Rowan Wick (L) P -- .000/.000/.000

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Cory Abbott - 5.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 4 SO, 6.75 ERA (85 P, 52 S)

  • RP: Scott Effross - 1.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 3.68 ERA (13 P, 9 S)

  • RP: Adbert Alzolay - 2.0 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 2 SO, 4.58 ERA (28 P, 18 S)

  • RP: Tommy Nance - 0.2 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 7.22 ERA (11 P, 7 S)

  • RP: [Rowan Wick](http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?pl

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Game 161: Chicago Cubs (69-91) @ St. Louis Cardinals (90-70) [Saturday, October 2, 2021; 6:15 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cubs 0 0 0 0 4 0 0 0 2 6 9 1 7
Cardinals 1 0 0 0 1 0 3 0 0 5 8 0 7

Cubs Lineup

  1. Willson Contreras (R) C -- .237/.340/.438
    --- Erick Castillo (R) C -- .333/.429/.333
  2. Frank Schwindel (R) 1B -- .322/.367/.582
  3. Ian Happ (S) LF -- .227/.323/.436
    --- Rowan Wick (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
  4. Matt Duffy (R) 3B -- .283/.354/.378
  5. Trayce Thompson (R) RF -- .280/.438/.800
  6. Sergio Alcantara (S) SS -- .203/.303/.327
  7. Trent Giambrone (R) 2B -- .200/.200/.200
  8. Johneshwy Fargas (R) CF -- .250/.264/.385
  9. Adrian Sampson (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Tyler Ladendorf (R) PH -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Trevor Megill (L) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Cory Abbott (R) PH -- .333/.333/.333
    --- Michael Rucker (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Jason Adam (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
    --- Rafael Ortega (L) PH-LF -- .291/.361/.466

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Adrian Sampson - 4.0 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 2 BB, 7 SO, 2.80 ERA (91 P, 56 S)

  • RP: Trevor Megill - 1.0 IP, 2 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 8.37 ERA (17 P, 8 S)

  • RP: Michael Rucker - 2.0 IP, 3 H, 3 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 6.99 ERA (36 P, 22 S)

  • RP: Jason Adam - 1.0 IP, 0

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Game 162: Chicago Cubs (70-91) @ St. Louis Cardinals (90-71) [Sunday, October 3, 2021; 2:15 PM CT]
Linescore 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
Cubs 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 3 6 0 4
Cardinals 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 6 1 6

Cubs Lineup

  1. Rafael Ortega (L) CF -- .291/.360/.463
  2. Frank Schwindel (R) 1B -- .326/.371/.591
  3. Ian Happ (S) LF -- .226/.323/.434
    --- Joe Biagini (R) P -- .000/.000/.000
  4. Matt Duffy (R) 3B -- .287/.357/.381
  5. Trayce Thompson (R) RF -- .250/.400/.714
  6. Sergio Alcantara (S) SS -- .205/.303/.327
  7. Trent Giambrone (R) 2B -- .154/.154/.154
  8. Erick Castillo (R) C -- .250/.333/.250
    --- Greg Deichmann (L) LF -- .133/.161/.133
  9. Alec Mills (R) P -- .031/.031/.063
    --- Tyler Payne (R) PH-C -- .000/.000/.000

Pitchers Used:

  • SP: Alec Mills - 4.0 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO, 5.07 ERA (54 P, 31 S)

  • RP: Joe Biagini - 3.0 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 2 SO, 0.00 ERA (41 P, 25 S)

Cardinals Lineup

  1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .262/.308/.387
  2. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .294/.365/.514
    --- Matt Carpenter (L) 1B-3B -- .169/.305/.275
  3. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .286/.352/.560
    --- Andrew Knizner (R) PR-C -- .174/.281/.236
  4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .255/.312/.494
    --- Jose Rondon (R) 3B-LF -- *.2
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[MLR 7.3 Game Thread] Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs

##PIT 7 - CHC 6 ##FINAL

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
PIT 3 0 1 1 2 0 7 14
CHC 0 3 0 2 0 1 6 5

##BOX

# Pittsburgh Pirates Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Sam Hicks SS 2 0 2 1 2 0 .600 1 Iosef Mere 1B 2 0 0 0 1 0 .300
2 Revan Skywalker 2B 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Walter Yeller Weller PH 1 1 1 0 0 0 1.000 - -- - - - - - - - --
2 Cole Schmole 3B 3 0 0 0 0 0 .000 2 Michael Ikenberry CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .000
3 Moose McCracken RF 4 1 2 3 0 0 .500 3 Isaac Saffron C 2 0 0 0 1 1 .167
4 Fernando Cruz DH 4 2 3 0 0 0 .467 4 Doc Dockgoose LF 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000
5 Emer Bock 1B 4 1 2 2 0 1 .400 5 Terry Gaskins 3B 2 1 0 0 1 0 .000
6 Lance Lummox C 3 1 1 1 1 0 .444 6 WoodCutter Jones 2B 3 2 2 1 0 0 .500
7 Herb Bumbleflower LF 3 0 1 0 0 0 .364 7 Good Doggo RF 3 1 1 2 0 1 .200
- -- - - - - - - - -- 8 Frederick Thunderpants SS 1 1 0 0 1 1 .500
8 Theo Rodder CF 2 0 0 0 1 0 .143 8 Corey Scooter PH 1 0 1 0 0 0 .500
9 Jonny Mac 3B, 2B 2 1 2 0 1 0 .800 9 John Johnson Jr. DH 3 0 1 3 0 0 .250

##PITCHERS

PIT IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Pontius Inebrius 4.0 3 5 5 3 7.62 Chris Orosz 2.1 9 4 0 0 10.59
Skipper Studebaker 2.0 2 1 1 0 5.14 Mark Spoon 3.2 5 3 5 1 3.46

##AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game
Pontius Inebrius Mark Spoon Skipper Studebaker Emer Bock

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
T1 Moose McCracken homers, Walter Yeller Weller scores 2 - 0 PIT
T1 Lance Lummox singles, Fernando Cruz scores 3 - 0 PIT
B2 John Johnson Jr. doubles, Doc Dockgoose, Terry Gaskins, Frederick Thunderpants score 3 - 3
T3 Emer Bock doubles, Fernando Cruz scores 4 - 3 PIT
T4 Moose McCracken singles, Jonny Mac scores 5 - 3 PIT
B4 Good Doggo homers,
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[MLR 7.4 Game Thread] Arizona Diamondbacks at Chicago Cubs - snek versus bear

##ARI 0 - CHC 1 ##FINAL

##LINE

1 2 3 4 5 6 R H
ARI 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 2
CHC 1 0 0 0 0 - 1 3

##BOX

# Arizona Diamondbacks Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA # Chicago Cubs Pos AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1 Peachy Keen SS 3 0 0 0 0 0 .267 1 Erin Pickles 2B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .000
2 Not From Wisconsin 3B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .333 2 WoodCutter Jones 3B 1 1 1 0 1 0 .556
3 Willians Adobestudio C 2 0 0 0 0 1 .182 3 Terry Gaskins C 2 0 0 1 0 1 .000
4 Cockus Mclong CF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .222 4 Frederick Thunderpants SS 2 0 1 0 0 0 .571
5 S. Jay Cutler 1B 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 5 John Johnson Jr. DH 1 0 0 0 1 1 .182
6 Oxleohl Driver 2B 2 0 1 0 0 0 .500 6 Isaac Saffron 1B 1 0 0 0 1 0 .167
7 Baba Ganoosh LF 1 0 0 0 1 0 .125 7 Doc Dockgoose RF 2 0 0 0 0 1 .000
8 Richard Thumpus DH 2 0 0 0 0 0 .167 8 Iosef Mere LF 2 0 0 0 0 0 .250
9 James Jameson LXIX RF 1 0 1 0 1 0 .375 9 Corey Scooter CF 2 0 1 0 0 1 .444

##PITCHERS

ARI IP H ER BB SO ERA CHC IP H ER BB SO ERA
Mars Bars 4.0 3 1 3 4 2.06 Bob Dobby 5.0 2 0 3 2 2.00

##AWARDS

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Earned Save Player of Game
Bob Dobby Mars Bars Bob Dobby

##SCORING PLAYS

Inning Play Score
B1 Terry Gaskins grounds out, WoodCutter Jones scores 0 - 1 CHC

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Cubs fan moving to Chicago

Hey I am looking to to transfer to Chicago through my job and it has been my lifelong dream to live within walking distance to Wrigley Field. If anyone has any good recommendations of affordable places($1500 max) to rent within walking distance I'd really appreciate it. I have only ever been to Chicago on vacation.

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