Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
They break down
they don't make any scents.
Is easily lead.
"I washed the dishes with hot water under my wife's close supervision."
Dopameme
You never use water on a Greece fire.
Iron.
FORMALDEHYDE
Bromine
Na BrO
The second scientist says "I'll have some water too. Wait... why did you say H2O? Like, I know it's the chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to intentionally complicate things like that in a situation outside of work".
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
He wants to make America grate again.
But not me; I'm a free radical.
With a fire distinguisher.
The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, "There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You'll have to get rid of that coffee." The officer said meekly, "Sure, but why?"
"Because a coffee spill could ruin the keyboard."
The element of surprise!
Manganese
... but they were just too phosphorus.
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…
"All your base are belong to us"
H2O
Arrr-yon!
They have a lot of properties.
A gems bond
... and therefore Iron Man is a Fe Male
Happy International women's day
Because it barium
3 Engineers (1 chemical, 1 mechanical, 1 electrical) are carpooling with the IT guy from their firm. At the end of the day, the IT guy puts the key in, turns it, and … nothing …. The Mechanical Engineer says‘it’s the starter’, the Chemical Engineer says ‘the electrolyte in the battery has gone bad’, the Electrical Engineer says ‘probably a loose wire’. They begin arguing, and the IT guy says… ‘Guys, just calm down, let’s all get out of the car, and then get back in’
I said, “HIJKLMNO.”
He asked, “What're you talking about?!”
I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”
But math will make you number.
...Thankfully, I'm not so easily lead
Two chemistry professors at my school hated each other. No one knows why the rivalry started, but it escalated from common pranks to elaborate traps using their knowledge of chemical reactions. After one particular prank resulted in the fire alarm being triggered, the dean had enough. He ordered the two to sit together in the lounge at lunch and spend their free periods in each other's classroom.
Over the school year, they began to get to know each other better and eventually became friends. They became god-parents to each other's children, attended their graduations, and even saw them married. After the two men retired, they continued to spend time together, they learned to make YouTube and TikTok videos about chemistry and even went golfing together. If they never hated each other enough to devise elaborate pranks, they never would have been forced to spend time together and eventually become friends connected by their love of chemistry.
It was an ironic bond.
CaCl
I'm so gonna be Fehling the test
drinking!
Most of what they say goes over my head, but they gave great chemistry.
your grass will cut itself.
Friend: NaBrO
Dissingfectant
they never make scents.
