I guess you could say I have a holy cheez-it
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📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did the cop say when interrogating the cheez-it?

Are you gonna cracker what?

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📅︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call an empty jar of Cheez-Wiz?

Cheez-Was

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👤︎ u/mesh1er
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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So I got Dad joked by the Cheez-It box today...

Apparently, Colby replies to everything you say with "That's what cheese said."

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Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
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👤︎ u/43CaptiaN
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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I was cutting cheese this morning for my girlfriend....

I had a lot of it stacked on top of each other when I asked her to look at the cheese. I said "Look, it's the leaning tower of cheeze-a!" she groaned and left the room.

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