What did the cop say when interrogating the cheez-it?
Are you gonna cracker what?
I found him
I found our lord and savior in Walmart. I found Cheez-it christ!
Stole from somewhere. Probably old, but so is Cheesus Christ.
I was cutting cheese this morning for my girlfriend....
I had a lot of it stacked on top of each other when I asked her to look at the cheese. I said "Look, it's the leaning tower of cheeze-a!" she groaned and left the room.
