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Chardonnay Puns

A list of puns related to "Chardonnay"

My bottle of Chardonnay just spoke to my steak! It said, "you smell great!" The steak responded, saying "you're a great vintage yourself!" The meal was delicious!

I guess the secret to a good meal is pairing food and wine that compliment each other!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What kind of wine goes in a broken glass?

Chardonnay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThriveBrewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Watch me sip...

That chardonnay-nay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightlystoopid25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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