A list of puns related to "Chard, Somerset"
Hello,
Seriously looking into moving to Crewkerne/Chard area and wanted to get some local thoughts on the areas. Iβm in my mid-late-20s (no kids) and like the idea of a 30 minute drive to the coast and being by some nice green space for walks/runs.
I like going out and all that other fun stuff, but donβt mind travelling further afield for all of that. A nice pub or two would do for the regular weekend. Iβve previously lived in London, Oxford and Bristol, so expect South Somerset to be a lot quieter, but wouldnβt mind if there were still parts of the community I could get involved with and nice people to meet.
Would love to hear some thoughts/comparison between Crewkerne and Chard?
Need to get the last couple of Christmas dinner bits in and would like to avoid shopping on Christmas Eve when I get paid next. I'm due some other money Wednesday ish, but can't guarantee when that will show, so I'd repay Wednesday or the Thursday when I get paid.
Sorry no Paypal.
Due to COVID I moved back in with family for a little while. Finally found a little house share I can move into and now my work agency screws up my pay check, so I won't have enough to cover the rent and deposit.
Agency is due to fix the error in next weeks pay slip hopefully, but I need to make payment on the room asap. I get paid weekly, so weekly repayments of Β£120 , hopefully repay slightly faster if agency sorts itself out.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Buenosdillas
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
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