Charalambos Puns

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Sounds like United don't have a immediate preference for CB and are waiting to see if any CB returns with injury from world cup so as to have a backup plan.

Discrimination based on names is obviously a thing and for some people they unfortunately have to take it into account when naming their children. But I think we over blow this effect sometimes on this sub. I’m not so much talking about names that might create discrimination because they are associated with certain ethnicities or races. That’s just racism and isn’t really about the name itself. I mean more just “out there” or cutesy names.

It makes sense that we’re more aware of/worried about this, because name nerds obviously put a lot of stock in a name, but it can be a little snobby. I was just thinking about people I know, and honestly the proportion of people with weird names in professional roles seems about the same as in the general population.

To reiterate, I’m NOT talking about African-American naming traditions/styles. Those traditions are not weird or unprofessional, and if we go down the road of listing them as such, this could get real racist real fast. So let’s not.

Anyone have examples of names that would definitely get the question “can you really picture a doctor/lawyer/president with that name?” And actually do belong to people in highly respected jobs?

I know a lawyer named Cinnamon, an MD named Hephaestus, and a successful real-estate agent named Sunshine. Another one I can think of is former politician/TV pundit named Krystal Ball.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

#FT: SSV Jahn Regensburg 2-3 Werder Bremen

SSV Jahn Regensburg scorers: Steve Breitkreuz (5'), Sarpreet Singh (90'+2')

Werder Bremen scorers: Leonardo Bittencourt (39'), Marco Friedl (59'), Marvin Ducksch (89')

Venue: Jahnstadion Regensburg

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LINE-UPS

SSV Jahn Regensburg

Alexander Meyer, Jan Elvedi, Steve Breitkreuz, Leon Guwara (Kaan Caliskaner), Benedikt Saller, Carlo Boukhalfa (Andreas Albers), Max Besuschkow, Benedikt Gimber (Aygün Yildirim), Joël Zwarts (Erik Wekesser), Konrad Faber (Charalampos Makridis), Sarpreet Singh.

Subs: Thorsten Kirschbaum, Christoph Moritz, Scott Kennedy, Sebastian Nachreiner.

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Werder Bremen

Jirí Pavlenka, Ömer Toprak, Marco Friedl, Milos Veljkovic, Romano Schmid (Ilia Gruev), Leonardo Bittencourt (Jean-Manuel Mbom), Christian Groß, Anthony Jung, Felix Agu (Fabio Chiarodia), Marvin Ducksch, Niclas Füllkrug.

Subs: Roger Assalé, Simon Straudi, Dominik Becker, Kyu-hyun Park, Oscar Schonfelder, Michael Zetterer.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

5' Goal! SSV Jahn Regensburg 1, SV Werder Bremen 0. Steve Breitkreuz (SSV Jahn Regensburg) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Sarpreet Singh with a cross following a corner.

39' Goal! SSV Jahn Regensburg 1, SV Werder Bremen 1. Leonardo Bittencourt (SV Werder Bremen) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Felix Agu with a cross.

59' Goal! SSV Jahn Regensburg 1, SV Werder Bremen 2. Marco Friedl (SV Werder Bremen) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner following a set piece situation.

65' Substitution, SSV Jahn Regensburg. Andreas Albers replaces Carlo Boukhalfa.

69' Leon Guwara (SSV Jahn Regensburg) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

70' Benedikt Gimber (SSV Jahn Regensburg) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

72' Anthony Jung (SV Werder Bremen) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' S

U.S. stock futures pointed to a stronger start Thursday, in what’s becoming an increasingly volatile market due to uncertainty over the spread of coronavirus and the direction of interest rates.

What’s happening

• Futures on the Dow Jones Industrial Average YM00, +0.93% rose 327 points, or 1%, to 34329
• Futures on the S&P 500 ES00, +0.73% gained 0.8%, or 37 points, to 4546
• Futures on the Nasdaq 100 NQ00, +0.40% rose 0.7%, or 105 points, to 15974

In an incredibly volatile session on Wednesday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA, -1.34% ended 1.3%, or 462 points, lower to 34022.04, as the Nasdaq Composite slumped COMP, -1.83% 1.8%, or 284 points, to 15254.05. The S&P 500 SPX, -1.18% fell 1.2% to 4513.04, and the small-cap Russell 2000 RUT, -2.34% slumped 2.3%, or 51 points, to 2147.42.

What’s driving markets

Market sentiment soured Wednesday after the confirmation of the first U.S. omicron variant case, which sent the S&P 500 below its 50-day moving average for the first time since Oct. 13. “It seems that investors’ main concern remains the uncertainty surrounding the omicron coronavirus variant and the implications any new restrictions could have to the global economy,” said Charalambos Pissouros, head of research at JFD Group.

It also came as Fed Chair Jerome Powell, for a second day, brought up the prospect of a quicker taper, which in turn sets the stage for more, and faster, interest-rate hikes.

“It is not about covid; it is about the Fed and what they plan to do. This selling will grow much worse; this will become about how much pain the Fed can endure,” said Michael Kramer, chief executive of Mott Capital Management.

What’s clear is that once tranquil markets are now increasingly volatile. Analysts at Bespoke Investment Group found 17 instances since 1928 in which there were three drops of at least 1%, and one gain of at least 1%, in the four days preceding a close below the 50-day average. The median gain in a year’s time was 16%, though there were drops of 40% in 2007 and 23% in 1934.

Four Fed officials are due to speak Thursday, as the latest jobless claims report gets released. The OPEC+ grouping also will be debating production policy in response to the virus.

[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-swing-higher-as-markets-grapple-with-omicron-and-interest-rate-uncertainty-11638438872?mod=home-page](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-swing-higher-as-markets-grapple-with-omicron-and-interest-r

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

If you could have a hypothetical comedy character line-up who would you pick?

Mine would be:

Alan Partridge

Fleabag

Leslie Knope

Malcolm Tucker

Stath Charalambos

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why