Castello cheeses Puns

I know you guys are all over cheese, but I recently discovered Castello mini cheese. I love them! mini cheeses

Abbaye de Belloc, Abbaye du Mont des Cats, Abertam, Abondance, Ackawi, Acorn, Adelost, Affidelice au Chablis, Afuega'l Pitu, Airag, Airedale, Aisy Cendre, Allgauer Emmentaler, Alverca, Ambert, American Cheese, Ami du Chambertin, Anejo Enchilado, Anneau du Vic-Bilh, Anthoriro, Appenzell, Aragon, Ardi Gasna, Ardrahan, Armenian String, Aromes au Gene de Marc, Asadero, Asiago, Aubisque Pyrenees, Autun, Avaxtskyr, Baby Swiss, Babybel, Baguette Laonnaise, Bakers, Baladi, Balaton, Bandal, Banon, Barry's Bay Cheddar, Basing, Basket Cheese, Bath Cheese, Bavarian Bergkase, Baylough, Beaufort, Beauvoorde, Beenleigh Blue, Beer Cheese, Bel Paese, Bergader, Bergere Bleue, Berkswell, Beyaz Peynir, Bierkase, Bishop Kennedy, Blarney, Bleu d'Auvergne, Bleu de Gex, Bleu de Laqueuille, Bleu de Septmoncel, Bleu Des Causses, Blue, Blue Castello, Blue Rathgore, Blue Vein (Australian), Blue Vein Cheeses, Bocconcini, Bocconcini (Australian), Boeren Leidenkaas, Bonchester, Bosworth, Bougon, Boule Du Roves, Boulette d'Avesnes, Boursault, Boursin, Bouyssou, Bra, Braudostur, Breakfast Cheese, Brebis du Lavort, Brebis du Lochois, Brebis du Puyfaucon, Bresse Bleu, Brick, Brie, Brie de Meaux, Brie de Melun, Brillat-Savarin, Brin, Brin d' Amour, Brin d'Amour, Brinza (Burduf Brinza), Briquette de Brebis, Briquette du Forez, Broccio, Broccio Demi-Affine, Brousse du Rove, Bruder Basil, Brusselae Kaas (Fromage de Bruxelles), Bryndza, Buchette d'Anjou, Buffalo, Burgos, Butte, Butterkase, Button (Innes), Buxton Blue, Cabecou, Caboc, Cabrales, Cachaille, Caciocavallo, Caciotta, Caerphilly, Cairnsmore, Calenzana, Cambazola, Camembert de Normandie, Canadian Cheddar, Canestrato, Cantal, Caprice des Dieux, Capricorn Goat, Capriole Banon, Carre de l'Est, Casciotta di Urbino, Cashel Blue, Castellano, Castelleno, Castelmagno, Castelo Branco, Castigliano, Cathelain, Celtic Promise, Cendre d'Olivet, Cerney, Chabichou, Chabichou du Poitou, Chabis de Gatine, Chaource, Charolais, Chaumes, Cheddar, Cheddar Clothbound, Cheshire, Chevres, Chevrotin des Aravis, Chontaleno, Civray, Coeur de Camembert au Calvados, Coeur de Chevre, Colby, Cold Pack, Comte, Coolea, Cooleney, Coquetdale, Corleggy, Cornish Pepper, Cotherstone, Cotija, Cottage Cheese, Cottage Cheese (Australian), Cougar Gold, Coulommiers, Coverdale, Crayeux de Roncq, Cream Cheese, Cream Havarti, Crema Agria, Crema Mexicana, Creme Fraiche, Crescenza, Croghan, Crottin de Chavignol, Crottin du Chavignol, Crowdie, Crowley, Cuajada, Curd, Cure Nantais, Cur

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Put it on my bill

Pilot on me!!

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Christopher Walken