What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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What do you call a band of geologists?

A rock band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1GuyPrivate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do you call a band of pigs?

A PORK-estra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpimstuckinct
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you call a manipulative rock band?

The controlling stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What do you call a person who helps the band?

A Band-Aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call a band of well-armed lesbians?

Militia Etheridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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A maths teacher decided to form a band, what he’s gonna call it?

Algorythm. (Algorithm)

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A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.

It would be sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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What do you call a cow in a band?

A moosician.

This joke was proudly brought to you by a six year old. He’ll be a great dad one day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitchyBeacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?

quran quran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigheadedshrimp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a mexican boy band?

Juan Direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JovaJoda
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call the director of the band ACDC?

A conducter of electricity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orcastra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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What do you call a punk band full of dads.

Pop punk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onthedown_lough
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a crappy Hall and Oates cover band?

Hollow Notes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ingrahamlincoln
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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What do you call it when a group of business executives start a band?

Linked’in park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotVeryPolitical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What do you call a gun loving, Christian rock band?

Guns N' Moses

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFlem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call a boy band for fat people?

Diabeatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razorshady1711
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/willscuba4food
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?

Mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What do you call a plumber in a classic rock band?

Mario Speedwagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aardwolf7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?

A lone star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleMastodon
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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The White Whale is this new indie band, and their latest single is "Call Me, Moby"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordlaser9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?

Pink Freud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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What do you call a gay Country Band?

Dairy Queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_U_D_G_E
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a band made of psychoanalyists?

Pink Freud

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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