Cajuns Puns

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

who said to his Sous Chef, “Etouffée Brute?”

Grandma: So what did you do to your turkey? Was it mexican? My Mom: No we tried a cajun sauce this time Grandma: What makes it Cajun? Me: It’s Thanksgiving so its a special oh-cajun

Only on a Cajun.

Only on a Cajun.

We were looking at the menu's ( we were at the handmade burger co a restaurant in the Uk) when he said

Him: oh look there are Cajun burgers they must be for special events

I looked at him kind of confused not realising the horrible punch line coming

Him: you know for special oc-Cajuns

Me and my mother just groaned It really was horrible.

I work at a cajun restaurant and so we bring hot sauce to most of our tables, but since we also bring ketchup for some as well, I always specify when I set hot sauce down. A lot of times when I set it down people will just say "sweet!" as a response(surprisingly often I might add). Then I always respond, "no, it's actually quite spicy."

I need a pun that has to do with either hands/arms/fingers + Cajun cuisine.

Really stumped on this one.

"Oh, cajunally"

On oc-cajun.

Me: You know they have a Cajun quarter pounder now?

Dad: I don't know if I'd like it, maybe on occajun.

I ask the waiter, "I see you have a Cajun Chicken Pasta, but I'm trying to be more conscious of where my food comes from. Do you have a cage free chicken pasta?"

Dad: Yeah, I think that I'll have the Cajun Shrimp and Pasta....

Me: Great Choice Sir!

Dad: It just seems like the perfect Occajun!

Me and the rest of his family just shake our heads...

Still made me laugh and his daughter was so embarrassed

So my neighbor and his dad are up on the roof fixing it and spot me leaving with a case of beer. His dad asks if I know about the Cajun Seven Course Meal. I said, "No. What is it?" He replies, "A link of boudin and a six pack."