Horatio Caine wud have been proud. imgur.com/ejUTaEm
I went to Raising Caine's and asked for a hamburger.
They said they weren't Able.
I reread the story of Cain and Abel... the bastard murdered his bro!
He really rocked his world!
Cain could have been a good guy,
If only he were Abel too.
How long did Cain hate his brother?
As long as he was Abel.
What did Abel become after Cain killed him?
He became unabel.
Whaddya call a deer that cain't see?
No eye-deer! (Say it in yer best southern accent)
After Cain killed his brother in the Garden of Eden...
Adam and Eve became dis-Abeled
What did the doctor prescribe to the supernova who was complaining of the aching of their leg?
Nova-cain
After Cain committed the first murder....
His whole family was dis-Abled.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
A man got hit hard in the head with a can of Coke
It’s alright though, it was a soft drink.
This morning while waiting for a nurse to take the cast off my leg.
Nurse walks past my bed, trying to find someone else. She looks at me and asks, "Kane?" I replied, no thanks.. I already have my crutches.
An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.
He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.
Little known biblical fact...
Cain didn’t kill his brother Abel until after he had killed their other two brothers, Edward and William Nigel. To be fair, they practically volunteered to be killed; after all, they were Eddy, Will N., and Abel.
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
