The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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Cnn...
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Wife was watching CNN...

She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.

I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"

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Thank you CNN for making my day
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Goddamit CNN, you got me
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One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad

I sea what you did there!

http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png

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Did you hear about the helicopter crew who rescued a CNN reporter?

It was on r/upliftingnews

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CNN Money had me cracking up this morning money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/…
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Oh you're very punny, CNN... imgur.com/qtOAxkT
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CNN Dad Jokes

Me and my father were watching CNN and they were talking about the ISIS beheadings. My step mother was getting quite heated about the coverage and my father went "Woah woah woah, it's nothing to lose your head over!"

Brilliant.

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(OC!!!) What's CNN's favorite football play?

The Wolf Blitzer!

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CNN trys to make a pun... cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/…
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Dad is trolling the CNN comment sections again.

http://imgur.com/N768Rir

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The first luxury hotel in space has been announced

I hear the service is going to be out of this world.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/aurora-station-luxury-space-hotel/index.html

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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/

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My daughter's teacher told her class that flying cars are going to be available next year...

And apparently, it's true:

http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/18/luxury/flying-cars-aeromobil/

So my daughter has been talking nonstop about them and how she wants me to get one.

I told her I don't think they'll ever take off.

She kept talking...I guess my joke went over her head...

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