CNN Puns

A list of puns related to "CNN"

The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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👤︎ u/manford5
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Cnn...
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👤︎ u/wurlJAM
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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Wife was watching CNN...

She said she was watching Governor Cuomo hold a press conference.

I said "oh, yeah? Cuomo esta with him?"

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👤︎ u/ReksEffect
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Thank you CNN for making my day
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👤︎ u/wat_am_i_doing_here
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Goddamit CNN, you got me
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👤︎ u/Lord_Braniel
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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One of CNN's headline writers is obviously a dad

I sea what you did there!

http://i.imgur.com/tEp5yIh.png

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👤︎ u/sparklekitteh
📅︎ May 16 2014
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Did you hear about the helicopter crew who rescued a CNN reporter?

It was on r/upliftingnews

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👤︎ u/ryanm1903
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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CNN Money had me cracking up this morning money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/…
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👤︎ u/Wizardofozeltamivir
📅︎ Jul 17 2015
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Oh you're very punny, CNN... imgur.com/qtOAxkT
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👤︎ u/redraccoonz
📅︎ May 16 2014
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CNN Dad Jokes

Me and my father were watching CNN and they were talking about the ISIS beheadings. My step mother was getting quite heated about the coverage and my father went "Woah woah woah, it's nothing to lose your head over!"

Brilliant.

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👤︎ u/ota_prog
📅︎ Feb 02 2015
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(OC!!!) What's CNN's favorite football play?

The Wolf Blitzer!

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👤︎ u/No_ZaKu
📅︎ Jan 30 2015
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CNN trys to make a pun... cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/…
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👤︎ u/bSimmons666
📅︎ Feb 26 2009
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Dad is trolling the CNN comment sections again.

http://imgur.com/N768Rir

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👤︎ u/MBMinor1
📅︎ Dec 04 2013
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The first luxury hotel in space has been announced

I hear the service is going to be out of this world.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/aurora-station-luxury-space-hotel/index.html

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👤︎ u/maerdnacirema
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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In the UK "tuppence" refers to a small amount of money and is shorthand for a woman's vagina. In the US Trump-Pence involves a lot of money and describes a pair of penises.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tuppence

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/14/politics/donald-trump-vice-presidential-choice/

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👤︎ u/KingBooRadley
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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My daughter's teacher told her class that flying cars are going to be available next year...

And apparently, it's true:

http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/18/luxury/flying-cars-aeromobil/

So my daughter has been talking nonstop about them and how she wants me to get one.

I told her I don't think they'll ever take off.

She kept talking...I guess my joke went over her head...

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👤︎ u/Sparkstalker
📅︎ Nov 19 2016
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