CHIP (computer) Puns

A list of puns related to "CHIP (computer)"

What was the computer chips first word when it was made?

Da-ta?

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/Vitmal
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Why was the computer so angry?

It had a chip on its shoulder.

👍︎ 14
💬︎
👤︎ u/VamanaGG
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
🚨︎ report
What do you a call a competition for computers?

A ChampionChip

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/charmandernews
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
🚨︎ report
What’s inside a smoked computer?

BBQ’d chips

👍︎ 17
💬︎
👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ May 15 2020
🚨︎ report
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

👍︎ 121
💬︎
👤︎ u/guitarman1103
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
🚨︎ report
I found an old file on my computer Romeo&Juliet.doc

Turns out that it was a play on word.

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
🚨︎ report
How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/Herbixx
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
🚨︎ report
What does a computer eat when it’s hungry?

Micro chips

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/noobmoney_rs
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
🚨︎ report
What do Robots snack on?

Computer chips!

What do they do when they're hungry?

Take Mega-bytes!

👍︎ 21
💬︎
👤︎ u/LuminalGrunt2
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.